Farmer Simon

Organic Butterscotch grower with some behavioral issues.

[Josh Gates @joshuagates]

Rough waters ahead! Set sail on an adventure through the jungles of #Nicaragua as we search for a pioneering steamship lost to history. This show is one for the books. An all-new #ExpeditionUnknown begins at 9pm on @Discovery!

[Farmer Simon @mkharpo]

@biketesting @KyleClark Good one 😁

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@BuffedInPrime I want to get a D3 db kid on your radar. What is the best way to get this kid set up?

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@EddieTrunk @ForeignerMusic @Skynyrd My friend wouldn't go with me to Marshall Tucker Band cuz no OG members. It was a beautiful night of music. He is an idiot😀

[Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy]

Alright you glorious little storm-gremlins, here’s the deets. 🌶️🌧️🌨️

Both the GFS and Euro global deterministic models are finally starting to agree (for once in their lives) on the possibility of a pretty potent storm system impacting our region toward the middle and end of next week, mainly Thursday into Friday, possibly lingering into the weekend.

Here’s the rundown:

🌊 Phase 1: Moving onshore in California

A storm will move into California and then dive southeast into the Desert Southwest and Four Corners Wednesday into Thursday.

This will spread lower-elevation rain and mountain snur across western Colorado as early as Tuesday, continuing into Wednesday.

🌪️ Phase 2: The main show

As the system slides across the Four Corners and pushes east of the Rockies on Thursday, things get spicy.

We’re talking about the potential for a this storm to move off the mountains and undergo cyclogenesis (strengthening cyclone for you precious little chicken nuggets).

If the ingredients come together just right, we could be looking at a high-impact storm across Colorado, Wyoming, Nebrasky, and Kansas Thursday through Friday.

🤔 But… LOTS of Questions still need answers

And I mean lots 🤣

• What will the exact storm track be?
• Will temperatures be cold enough for snur, or are we mixing in rain at lower elevations?
• How long does the storm linger before ejecting east?
• How much rain or snur are we potentially looking at?
• Is the storm track going to shift again? (Probably. You know how this goes.)

Model fluctuations over the next several days are extremely likely, so I’m not comfortable pushing out snowfall or rainfall totals yet. It’s too early, too chaotic, and too Marilyn Manson-complicated.

But trust me, I’m watching it closely.

Keep checking in with me, stay patient, and the moment I have a better read on how things might go down, I’ll pass every detail along to you like I always do. ❤️🌩️

K thanks bye

[Farmer Simon @mkharpo]

@CTOTHELOS77 Ram-A-Banana

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@BuffedInPrime Spell it out please. No one outside of yer little world knows what you are talking about. Say what you mean REAL one

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@KodyKennedyKK @thecavemommy The comments on this thread are out of touch with knowing how to care for used autos

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@DNVR_Nuggets

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Aaron Gordon channels his inner Rhoda Morganstern @nuggets @VicLombardi #iykyn #rhoda #marytylermoore

[Harpos FC @HarposFC]

Come support your bros on Sunday 💪 @capellisport @LeftHandBrewing @COPremierLeague

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@trent_finnegan2 Bad take. Career XP%: 99.1% (106 of 107 attempts

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@chadbrown94 the officals time keeping mistakes cost the Buffs on this drive prior to 2 min timeout. Did anyone else see

[Erik Vance @PrayOrDie]

Champ Bailey just said Colorado had the 2nd hardest schedule in college football 🏈 and they lost 8 players to the NFL. Honestly that’s hard to overcome and that’s just a storm that you got to press your way through.

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@RnRNationlive Throw that Pink Floyd shit out the window!

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@AgathaChocolats Daniel got up and chose life.

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@VintageRockN_85 Hotel California

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@braves2430 20 bucks

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@BuffedInPrime Dias is a 4 star they are going after him hard

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@BuffedInPrime NIL changes everything. I would play him. They have kids lining up for that spot.

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@mrosazza @sven_scharpen That reminds me about that pot money where is that all going