Michael Kirkbride

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

You will never know what the Localized Imago Altru-Instancer ever was. Bastards.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

@jamessime So is Book 3 "American Gothic" or was that later? Mr. Moore's tie-in to the original Crisis, right?

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Whatever happened to Nigedo? Yup, beer. Therefore yup, nostalgia.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Apologia for last emo post: your doom is written in ribbons of fat that spells your last name wrong and the bones still cash the check.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

The Singularity is not when Terminators appear; it's when spambots write better poetry than we do. And that's a good way to go out.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

14 *just* to work the knee. Takes five times that to make the whole thing shake. And we contract out the snout.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

It's a dead elephant. Takes 14 of us inside it to work the knee, see. They'll never notice.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

On a plane?

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

I just woke up and told the pillow to shut the fuck up and get to work.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

@Shonnygirl If I work while I sleep, at the very least I should collect the dream equivalent of overtime.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

YOU'LL NOT GET IT

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

The Last Minute Kids Should Never Double-Sweat It

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

THE BOOKS THEY ARE REARRANGED THE BOOKS

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

@Shonnygirl You am bioship "Shannon O'Connell"

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

@Shonnygirl Hello, I'm your copy of The Filth. As soon as you finish me, I shall break apart. Feel free to get spooked.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Spending way too much time getting Shannon's account set up this morning.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Inadvertently poured beer into shoe. It thanked me in a sideways language I plan to transcript.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Ping-ponging Chewbacca sounds with Shannon while eating. Even more funny and romantic because it's Chewie-as-butterfly. Whatever that means.

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

Sunday afternoon Exquisite Corpse getting ruined by a Liza Minnelli bitch-mouth loudness

[Michael Kirkbride @mkirkbride]

"Come, fill the cup, and in the fires of spring, the winter garments of repentance fling."