Mandi Schwenker

Dog mom. Surgical/Trauma ICU Nurse. |insta| :Mkjschwenk |Snap|: datgirlschwenk

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

GAMETIME!!! @BuffaloBills 💙

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@Jc_g8 I am just exhausted at this point

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

I remember being really excited after nursing school because I was so excited to help people.

Realizing now, a few years in, that the patients who are actually thankful and not verbally/physically abusive after you save their lives are few and far between.

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

First time at Petco Park all the way from KCMO! ⚾️ #TimeToShine

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Idk I thought twitter should also see how much happier I am on a beach than I ever will be in Missouri 🤷🏻‍♀️🍹☀️🌺
#hotgirlsummer

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@mindfulmarina YES BABBEEEEEEE COME ON!!!!

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Toilet selfies are where it’s at my dudes

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Ya gotta be toxic to be an SICU nurse 🤣🤣 #TikTok #nursetok #nurse https://t.co/6ud3Kdrput

[CDC Director @CDCDirector]

It is important to remember that people may choose to mask at any time. We should all support and encourage efforts that protect those at high risk.

We all have a responsibility to protect those among us most at risk from #COVID19 & keep them safe.

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@whykeldric Perfect!!!!! I love it!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I can’t wait lol!!!!

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@whykeldric You can borrow mine when I’m done!!! I haven’t really read too many horror mangas yet!! Do you have any good suggestions??

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@whykeldric I said the same thing & then bought all volumes in the manga 🤣

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THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!! Your healthcare workers are TRAUMATIZED. Families, friends, anyone who has lost loved ones are TRAUMATIZED. How can any decent person just “move on” from this?!?

This makes me so immeasurably angry and it should do the same for you.

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

NYT May 24, 2020: U.S. Deaths Near 100,000, An Incalculable Loss

NYT February 5, 2022: 900,000 Dead, but Many Americans Move On

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@MichaelMoncure 🤣🤣 I’m going to find your size and you will be wearing this super bowl Sunday, just in time for Valentine’s Day!!!

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

Hey @MichaelMoncure, what size t-shirt do you wear? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@MichaelMoncure You lie!!!! 🤣

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@MichaelMoncure They go up to 3X!!!! I know you do not wear a 3X! 🤣

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This took the entire CVICU + the critical care fellow & resident to figure out so 🤣🤣🤣

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

@elYe_yo It’s an online word game called wordle!!

[Mandi Schwenker @mkjschwenk]

Wow I’m bad at this 🤣🤣

Wordle 213 X/6

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