Miks Jurjāns

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: British model divorces husband after discovering the crypto wallet he claimed held £37 million contained just £2.22 — "I have been played."

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

A poet once gave
a pigeon helium, and
invented high coo.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

January is the Monday of months

[chuuch @ch000ch]

hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped
"stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"
oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her

[conor hankinson @ConorTripler]

*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait*
omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me: goodnight moon :)
moon: night<3
me: goodnight stars :)
moon: wtf
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

noah's google search history:
"wat is arc"
"why would god want circle segment"
"arc or ark"
"how many animals"
"5,000,000 x 2"
"is god real"

[Miks Jurjāns @mkjurjans]

Filmu vakars zem klajas debess...

[Miks Jurjāns @mkjurjans]

Uz Ādažu pirti...

[TDK Auseklītis @Auseklitis1]

Esam gatavi šim vakaram!
"Lai top!" LTV1 21.20 #LaiTop #LTV1

[☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth]

i'm just mashing all life's buttons hoping i hit a cool combo through luck or accident

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

"911 wats ur emergency"
hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

not a lot of peopel kno that albert einstein had a evil twin named frank who was also a sciemtist

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*gets coal for christmas* tthamk u santa.. finaly my family will be warm on this cold winters eve

[SuninsM @SuninsM]

Pelnam naudu pusdienām.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

If you bump into someone you havent seen in 7 years, every cell has been replaced and they're someone new entirely. You don't have to say hi