Molly Lowder

You poetic, noble land-mermaid. -Leslie Knope 🌼 she/her

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

correct on more levels than one, Duolingo

[Jeffco Young Dems #BLM @JeffcoYoungDem]

Come join us on Sunday, April 16th to hear about the amazing things The Korey Wise Innocence Project is doing in our community!

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

@whatashameshe We’re pretty close, the fires are about 10 mins away. On standby but thankfully they aren’t spreading as much now 🤞

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

if covid and the wildfires and the general mental illness could take a break that’d be nice

[Auburn Gymnastics @AuburnGym]

This GOLDEN moment! 😍🥇

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

@TMobileHelp @CallieField Will do! Thanks!

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

@CallieField We heard you could help! T-Mobile not honoring the iPhone On Us promotion we signed up for by claiming it never existed and it's costing us $$$. More info here: https://t.co/cnrCIksfvy
#TMobile

[Laurie Hernandez @LaurieHernandez]

we need to talk about the amount of pressure on these three ladies. what an AWESOME bar rotation!!absolutely smashed it. and jordan??? ok miss underdog you show em what you can do

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

.@Simone_Biles successfully completed a Yurchenko double pike in vault at last night's #USClassic.

She is the first woman in HISTORY to perform the move in competition. @OnHerTurf

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

trans 👏 par 👏 en 👏 cy 👏

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

Let’s get these tendies @WSBMod 
@GameStop @AMCTheatres @Nokia @Blackberry 🚀 #Tendies4Yall

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

y’all are REALLY telling me that covid cases are many many times higher in the US right now than they ever were during lockdown in march and you still want to post your 10 person friend group eating together inside a restaurant??? ok cool bye

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

y’all ever just sit and watch your computer screen like the most boring tv show ever waiting for a really important email to come in

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

apparently my entire poshmark posted to twitter lmao sorry bout that

[Peter Greenberger @pgreenberger]

Meanwhile at Comet...

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

somehow i’ve made it this far without ever seeing A Very Potter Musical but i’m watching it now and it’s truly a work of art

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

i mostly watch the bachelorette to make fun of it but my new favorite hobby is looking up the contestants and linkedin to see how accurately i can guess their college majors

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

hey @Goodberrys why are less than half of the employees in your Wake Forest location wearing masks?

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

you cannot convince me that some of the music written for avatar/legend of korra isn’t up there with some of the most beautiful music ever written

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Pretending that it’s working is not working.

[Molly Lowder @mklowder]

my friend is on jeopardy!!! everyone go watch!