Mary Mac

the ultimate ginger.

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

"I don't have a cat, but I have a Dave. So there is still hair everywhere." @pleslie0

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

I want to learn how to properly crack an egg with one hand next year at culinary school.

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

There is a special place in hell for those who leave the center of a cinnamon bun uneaten! #itsthebestpart

[Laura Gibbon @LauraGibbon]

uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Blue Ivy vs. North West vs. The Royal Baby... #whowillwin #2013babies #mymoneysonBlueIvy

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

When I send a Snapchat, shit goes to Montreal, Switzerland, Newfoundland, Russia, and Taiwan #internationalfriends

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

"There ain't no bun in this un!" #toosassy #trippingovermywords #Imeantoven

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Man, some of these boy Massies are more hardcore that me, hungover after a night of drinking whiskey #wow #Wednesdaynightdrinks

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

When I steal the hospital's wifi I feel like I'm sticking it to the Man. #rebel

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Women weren't allowed to run marathons previous to the 1908s because they thought their uteri would rip apart if they ran for 26 miles #huh?

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

I've lost count as to how many times the Massies have set off the fire alarm this summer. #killingme #numbersevenithink

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

That disappointing moment when you plan to make a tuna melt and find you don't have anymore tuna... #sadface #grilledcheeseinstead #900th

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Sun + Ginger = Blonde #summertime #ohmy

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

itchy #sunburn #peeling #notattractive

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Someone just ordered a glass if wine at #DowntownDiner. Didn't know that was a thing. #whoknew #notclassy

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

The film Armageddon = Bruce Willis Earth's only hope. #fuck #nohope

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Found $40 on the street today... #winningwednesday

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

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[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

Whoever invented autocorrect. God love you. #saint #idealfordrunks

[Mary Mac @mkmaclean]

burnt butt.