makenzi

a personality speaks as loud as you let it. its all bullshit, might as well be excellent

[Michelle @michibunny]

Pro pollination

[makenzi @mknz_t]

Ohhh… it’s… it’s almost a Delux grilled chicken sandwich.. it’d say it tried but honestly I’m not sure it did. @ChickfilA @ChickfilaAtl

[makenzi @mknz_t]

The thing is, you might not think we live in a world that wasn’t built for womb havers, but have you ever been in an international airport with your period? Only option is cardboard vending for a quarter. Who carries the multiple quarters needed 🙃

[makenzi @mknz_t]

I’m embarrassed at how many sprite challenges I’ve watched till the end

[makenzi @mknz_t]

@LukePitzo The more you know

[makenzi @mknz_t]

idk man.. the internet these days is like super niche mishaps mixed with derivative context dipped in irony dredged in sarcasm and I’m sitting here left wondering, is it cake?

[makenzi @mknz_t]

Shouted to some girl who was texting and driving to not text and drive and then she gave me a sarcastic thumbs up and it’s like what you gonna go tell your friends I was the a hole? You’re the one texting with both hands and your head down on a major road?? Shit could kill

[Z-Cat @matt_coan]

My New Years resolution is to try to think for myself more. To often I’ve adopted an opinion because it’s popular. Enough of that

[makenzi @mknz_t]

@LukePitzo Omg don’t get lost

[j @jenna_dramat]

kim k and pete davidson. i can't unsee it.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Girls want one thing and it’s a hat so large that it covers your entire body and you can scuttle around in it like a little crab

[makenzi @mknz_t]

@pixelatedboat @matt_coan well at least now you know

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Wait we need to talk about this little astrology moment from the original Scooby-Doo LMAO

[👿 @elleiswrite]

yes yes yes

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read.”

— James Baldwin

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

god i love me. i’m so smart and hot. really wishing me the best in life.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop waiting for a goal to be complete to happy. be happy right now baby. or at least try.

[7News DC @7NewsDC]

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