@HammedOlayemi17 Missing a flight used to be a problem.
Now it’s a full-scale administrative crisis involving six apps, three companies, and your remaining sanity.
@abylurv Back then it was just “damn, next flight’s tomorrow” and you grabbed a cab home. Now it’s a full-blown domino effect of apps crashing, hotels auto-cancelling, and zero humans to talk to. Travel used to be an adventure, now it’s a tech support nightmare
Your customer service is awful. @AirCanada CAS-11047950-S8S1L9 seriously you cannot be this awful. Get in touch, fix my issue, give me the credit on my account you have promised.
This man, one of Europe’s top demolition experts, died in a car accident in 2011.
5 years earlier he made a shocking claim about the destruction of WTC Building 7 on 9/11.
“This is a controlled demolition… it’s been imploded.”
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
@HMRCcustomers Doesn't help. You have the most awful phone system, and whatever I say, it tells me my problem is solved and then hangs up on. It doesn't understand, I need to speak with a human. Not yet managed that.
@AppleSupport If any humans at Apple are reading this, I urgently need some support. I have relied on your products for years to help me be productive but being part of a single ecosystem right now leaves me completely fucked. https://t.co/479XGCBcCI
@Keir_Starmer And yet if I were to stand on the street with a sign summarising this, you would arrest me for being a terrorist. Fuck off, you are complicit.
This placard calling for the murder of migrants will not get you arrested in the UK
But a placard calling for the end of a genocide will
Fascist Britain 2025
Courtesy of Keir Starmer
The government has told me there is “no need for an inquiry” into its role in Israeli war crimes.
Meanwhile, starving Palestinians continue to be killed by a nation the UK continues to arm.
Join us at https://t.co/m0a24u3ofk to expose the truth about UK complicity in genocide.
Are Private Eye jokes now... criminal?
PALESTINE Solidarity campaigner Jon Farley was arrested, bundled into a van and taken to the cells during a silent march in Leeds last weekend. What egregious act had prompted the police to act? He was, er, carrying a Private Eye joke piece as a placard!
The police have confirmed there will be no further action and all bail conditions lifted: however, even when no charges are brought, being arrested under the Terrorism Act leaves a record potentially affecting travel and employment.
Read the full story as well as Mr Farley’s description of what happened on the day itself in the latest Private Eye.
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