M.A.R.Y.

Maestro Accomplishing Radical Yumminess

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Note my grandpa wrote in his copy of Infinite Jest 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Rick and Morty mogs smiling friends #oldstrictgay

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Noticing I get treated differently in Fortnite lobbies when my skin is a girl

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“______ wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card” well it was on mine, idiot. They call me the Knower

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When the Bomb Pop goes white to blue >>>>>> 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤤

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Every single person in my polling place was a registered Republican

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Tramp stamp ideas:

My guilt is never pleasurable
Banh mi station
I bought this before we knew Elon was evil

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#Would

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No time for that father

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Season 4 of It’s Always Sunny is like humanity’s magnum opus

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Got to explain the Her and Lost in Translation lore today in class

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WHAT are ALLIGATOR LIZARDS and WHY are they IN THE AIR

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Chopped brisket sandwich. Nicotine. Liz Phair.

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Yea sure what the hell let’s light this candle

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(To the tune of sledgehammer) If you could take my cock right now

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Jahlil beats! Holla at m-

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The years 2019-2021 randomly disappeared from my camera roll

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Nobody talks about how intense and intimate feeding a horse is

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@ Quinn app Nathan Fielder audio when?

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Pan searing chicken breasts