last night i had a nightmare that I was the DJ at my mennonite cousin’s wedding, and every time i started the music it played “99 problems but a bitch ain’t one” by JayZ. gramma was pissed to say the least.
got kuppa joy this morning and nearly broke my ankle stepping off the curb. miraculously i did not spill a single drop and that’s how you know it’s the Lord’s coffee
today at co-ed softball my teammate told me he keeps uncrustables, pop tarts, and gummy worms in the pockets of his SWAT uniform so if that’s not winning idk what is
🏆 | @TheWWPA announced its' postseason awards on Thursday with six Sunbirds garnering recognition. The Sunbirds are set to compete in the WWPA Championships on Saturday at 9:15 a.m. against Salem.
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🏆 | Congrats to Tyler Rumbaugh and Danae Manibog, the London Properties Student-Athletes of the Week!
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🚨 SCHOOL RECORD ALERT 🚨
With back to back strikeouts to end the third inning today, senior RHP Nic Boatman has become the program's all-time leader in strikeouts!
Congrats, Nic!
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