Mackenzie Kruvant

Founder of Middle Child, a studio for words. | Almost none of these opinions are my own

[Mackenzie Kruvant @mkruvant]

Highly recommend rarely tweeting.

[erika @yeeeerika]

10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership

[Mo @fruitpibble]

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Having an Awesome Confident Breakdown instead of a Nervous one

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pissing me off syndrome

[Robbie @nextlevelrobbie]

just referred to a time I did something in August 2024 as “during brat summer”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can't talk rn i'm forging new neural pathways

[erika @yeeeerika]

me in the Criterion Closet: i don't have a dvd player

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[charlie @chunkbardey]

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

[culture @notgwendalupe]

i'm screaming at this picture of Ben Stiller & Heidi Klum at the Met Gala

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

This isn’t edited this is just one of his many powers

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The Pet Gala

[chefkids @girlflopping]

i will also not be attending the met gala this year in solidarity with zendaya btw

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He always looks like a hibachi chef is about to throw him shrimp

[annie 🫀 @coryofilms]

robert pattinson vs robert pattinson vs robert pattinson is gonna go crazy