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@R_ARZO33 BRUH 😂

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@R_ARZO33 I didn’t consent to this

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I can’t say enough good things about crumbled blue cheese

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Pretty bummed to learn that only 3 US Steel Buildings would fit inside the Burj Khalifa. I expected more from them.

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Idk why but listening to the Masters is ASMR

[Ezzy @iAmManeater]

Brienne of Tarth!!!!!! #Severance

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As a Pirates fan, it hurts to see others living out your dreams

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES

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Are you normal or do you have a favorite section of teeth to floss

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My colleague in Christ this email will never find me well

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Sometimes I get homesick for Pangaea

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In an effort to make Twitter great again I’m sending 3 of my Twitter drafts from the archives from years ago:

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Easy, breezy, beautiful, Breezewood

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@itzChoino HAHA this one got me

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Days later and I am still waking up cringing about when I scheduled a dentist appt and the lady asked me if 9:30 works, to which I replied “that’s AM right?”

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Today, I had financial woes on the brain, and then I found myself wanting to angrily comment on a Facebook news article. Luckily I stopped myself and ran to Twitter like the good millennial that I am 😮‍💨 #boomerlifecomesatyoufast

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Congratulations to the Great State of Kansas!

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@itzChoino Chad, who hurt you, I know it couldn’t have been beans

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2024 the year of beans. Everyone needs more beans in their life. Join me on this journey to eat more beans this year

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What in the frick is figgy pudding

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A mini zen sand garden for your kitchen but instead of sand it’s Parmesan cheese. ParmeZen. #thisisnirvana