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Claudia Thorn

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

#tweetcaroline

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

Juan Manuel Santos - Presidente: Cárcel inmediata para Rafael Uribe Noguera, violador y asesino! - Si... https://t.co/Z9sdd5w0NY via @Change

[someecards @someecards]

13 election watchers on social media who are in a state of pure panic. https://t.co/kJCnNFchjp

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The only person with more respect for women than Donald Trump is Bill Cosby. #debate

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

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[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I'm trying to remember, when we invaded Iraq in 2003, yes of course it was all Hillary's doing, but wasn't there someone else...Bush maybe?

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/KxxH2ZUmYV

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

Trump has resting Grumpy Cat face. #debatenight

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

Trump has only one military strategy: Surprise.

Much like his strategy re not conceding even if he loses.

#debatenight

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/hYuzIlKhiS

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Until a month ago, Trump thought Aleppo was Omarosa's brother. #Debatenight

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/2RI8lyosjg

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Oh for fuck sake, if Trump was any more of a pussy he'd have to grab himself. #Debatenight

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😭😭😭 https://t.co/WBwt7OVkUC

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/lgku3ywf5d

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

"Putin is my not my best friend. He's my best friend FOREVER, okay? Big difference. Huge." -Donald Trump #debatenight

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Nuclear codes? We clearly can't even trust this man with self tanner #debatenight

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

@AerLingus https://t.co/5vFbAcTkfE 60 days with no response from Aer Lingus #donotflyaerlingus #worstcustomerservice

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Ok seriously I have never seen such narcissist attitude, he can't answer without praising himself first.

[TIME @TIME]

Leslie Jones just can’t handle Donald Trump at the presidential debate https://t.co/sD0gItpOMX

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Negative ads in a political race are "not nice?" There's no crying in politics, you #WhinyLittleBitch!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

HOLT: "Will you accept the outcome of the election as the will of the voters?"
TRUMP: "I want to make America Great Again!" #debates

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

All I have heard from Trump is me, me, me, my businesses, my temperament, blahblahblah

[mktgapple @mktgapple]

😂😂😂😂😂😂the only secret is that he has no plan #debatenight