marykate💋

thank u, next 🖤 to my new twitter

[marykate💋 @mktheeestallion]

I have a fiancé 🤍🥰💍

[chlo @RAUHLSREM]

Doesn’t matter his age. Doesn’t matter how long he disappears. Doesn’t matter the year. He’s the GOAT.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don’t know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's OK to love America.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

78 degrees??? Welcome to communism people! Hope you enjoy!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Team USA stops to PRAY after their 2-0 victory over Australia in the World Cup

America is a Christian nation! 🙏🏻

These patriots are making their country proud on their home turf! 🇺🇸

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Jimmy Kimmel i guess you missed the part of the story i don’t need a U-Haul…I have nothing left to pack 🤷‍♂️

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They not like us

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Thanks to the full week @barstoolspringb survivors

Dante
Nikki Smokes
Ella
Katic
Smelly

Also thanks to Tommy, Keegs. Situationship and all the production people. What a long exhausting week for everybody involved. Until Summer House if there is one…..

[marykate💋 @mktheeestallion]

@barstoolspringb @DanteTheDon @reedt4723 Awww everyone needs a Donte. ESP these nerdy men with no confidence

[marykate💋 @mktheeestallion]

@barstoolspringb We need to fix reeds hair

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

House tour thanks to Karen Bass

[marykate💋 @mktheeestallion]

@barstoolspringb I’m honestly cracking up

[Barstool Spring Break @barstoolspringb]

Her: he’s probably out cheating
Him:

[marykate💋 @mktheeestallion]

@barstoolspringb Dante is right. The people want to know both rumors

[Pattie Mallette @pattiemallette]

You smile I smile. 🫠

[showna ✨ @fredosmine]

retweet if you wanna see him on tour 🥹