TRIANGLES ARE STONGER

TRIANGLES 4 LIFE. CIRCLES MAKE ME CRINGE. this is what I’ve dedicated my life to and it cannot be changed.

[TRIANGLES ARE STONGER @mktpup]

Instagram won’t stop recommending me videos of moms wearing tin foil hats in Costco. And I can’t tell if they’re real or not. 👁️👄👁️

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A Hershey’s bar is the Kraft singles of chocolate.

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Talk about me more please. 🤩😘

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I think I’m haunted by the song Man or Muppet from The Muppets.

Am I a man? Or am I a muppet? I’m a very manly muppet.

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Some of y’all don’t know what “4 out of 5 dentists recommend” means and it shows. 🥱

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David loves the holiday season

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Smores poptarts control fate

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@greggotajob Impossible

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When you eat dip something do you:
Eat dip side down and spread it across the dipping vehicle with your tongue. OR eat dip side up and experience the majority of the dip last?

[TRIANGLES ARE STONGER @mktpup]

@greggotajob My guy I have seen your nipples

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Even the prettiest of boys have nipples

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@Mythical My fridge is running. 😓

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*can not guarantee they will be good. Just that they will be ideas*

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All I have is IDEAS. I’m full of em. If you ever wanna borrow one just ask. 😚

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All I have is IDEAS. I’m full of em. If you ever wanna borrow one just ask. 😚

[TRIANGLES ARE STONGER @mktpup]

@FromHappyRock Bumblecat illustration vs. Illustrator pattern. Lol

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George is short for Robert.

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The problem with my car. When it’s clean it stays clean. When it’s filled with random stuff it stays filled with random stuff.

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@JexKiente Nah I don’t wanna bug her

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Does Bloody Mary get thrown off by daylight savings time?

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@greggotajob The betrayal.