Mike

Big nosed asthmatic 😊

[Mike @MKuczinski]

Only like 7 people actually like my tweets but I’ll keep tweeting for those 7 people

[Mike @MKuczinski]

I hammered spy calls - either I’m a genius or an asshole. Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

I do not see anymore YTD screenshots. 😂

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@Lucyy1620_ Yeah it’s mad annoying - I also stopped doing the tip based off the bill total because they add the tax to that. Why am I paying tip on the taxed amount.

[Mike @MKuczinski]

My problem is why are tips based on the price of the food - if you carry two plates to my table and we got steak for $150, the table next to us has two plates and they got cheeseburgers for $40, why do you expect me to tip more for the exact same amount of work

[i like food @messedupfoods]

You walk into a restaurant and see this.
What’s your first thought? 🤔

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@ambreahnation That’s because they’re 3-4X fattier - they absolutely slap though

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@BigBichote That’s how I know you’re a true fan - I thought it was my fault for wearing a different pair of shorts

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@KnicksCentral Yes and the finals

[Mike @MKuczinski]

Man it’s a shame what happened to Acuna’s career - you hate to see greatness get ruined by injury

[Mike @MKuczinski]

I’m so dumbfounded how you don’t get on that stand and quite literally plead your case

[Mike @MKuczinski]

Asked an applicant today to come in tomorrow for a first round of interviews and they’ve already cancelled…

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@TheKingShaMugga 😂😂 pemdas or some shit

[Tommy @SysbmTB]

Men don’t call this confidence at ALL. This is 100% weirdo behavior.

[Mike @MKuczinski]

Bunch of fucking animals

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This sucks

[Mike @MKuczinski]

I always stand up and start walking around when I lock in on a phone call

[Shaun Geddes @iHateShaun]

These aren’t Knicks fans bro they just put on our colors in search of attention and make us look bad. We would never do some loser shit like this.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

You cannot cry about watch parties being canceled or moved and then act like this

If you want the watch parties you have to behave like normal adults

[Mike @MKuczinski]

Wemby that’s the last time you’ll ever step foot in Gramercy Park brotha

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@RalphVacchiano Horrendous ball

[Mike @MKuczinski]

@Queen_primis Step brothers