MK Lynn

Queen of the Midwestern Ope

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Me watching the #WorldCup “Wow” 10 mins later “wow” 2 mins later “oh wow” 5 mins later “woweee”

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Everybody talks about how Mike White was in Survivor but never mention that he was Ned Schneebly in School of Rock #whitelotushbo

[chadstanton.bsky.com @chadstanton]

Stereos. They used to have big cabinet sized sets with wood paneling and the two speakers that looked like they were stolen from a dance hall. We got an egg that’s recording our conversations for the police.

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

“MK, how are you preparing for your trip?”
No need, I got my man Rick.

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

I don’t think it’s talked about enough how long tennis matches are

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Getting my oil changed and I forgot my phone was still connected to my car just bumping Megan the Stallion until service rep moved my car and came out and said this is my favorite song rn

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

My toxic trait is insisting that I divvy to/from a date and praying there’s an ebike. Why drop $20 when I get a bit of cardio in and still come out on top even if the date is rough

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Men, if you’re going to bring your chaos into my life at the very least be able to offer dual citizenship because WHAT IS THE POINT?

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Sitting in the tarmac waiting for a gate like

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

It doesn’t matter what city I’m in.
the town drunk will always chat me up and swear they know me. I guess I have that face about me 🥴

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Turning on my automatic reply and turning off email notifications. Seattle then Vancouver bound! ✈️🏔🙌🏻

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

My work mom has invited me to a Broadway show tonight with her other mom friends and I cannot be more excited. Finally amongst my appropriate soul year peers

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Serotonin be popping today fr fr

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

I will follow Stanley Tucci all over Italy and to the ends of the Earth until the end of time. amen.

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

It’s like they all know another hot girl summer is in the cards for me. @TLC do I got to supply my own fiancé or how does this work? Cuz at least let me get some dual citizenship amongst this mess

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Reflecting back on the events that transpired this last week and it was serving chaos. Ghosts coming out of the woodwork while only using a single emoji to vaguely explain their absence and other men professing their love before planning a single date.

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

Say it louder for the people in the back

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Apparently a lot of bosses need to hear this:

If you're giving out a 5% annual raise right now, you're giving out a pay cut.

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

i woke up thinking at least it’s almost friday…it’s tuesday, babes

[MK Lynn @mkwoj1024]

I’m so uncomfortable #Oscars