The Artist Formerly known as Potterhate

don’t quote the ancient texts to me boy

[The Artist Formerly known as Potterhate @mlaf1380]

Obsessive compulsive dishwasher

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

Luka Doncic level bucket getter im afraid

[🎰 @SRTerrio_]

Corbin kissing Kenzie while she with another man, got Melanie to sleep in the bed, and finally got that kiss from Melanie all in the same night #LoveIslandUSA

[. @tosinmm_]

De'Aaron Fox plays basketball like he's still on the Sacramento Kings. (derogatory)

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

statue of liberty getting pregnant tonight

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Where we looting in NYC

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Wish Donte was still a Knick for this one. Yeah he had to go for KAT but him being the only Nova boy left out is kinda sad. And Donte wouldve been one of the few on that roster who wouldve wanted to see Wemby about that Brunson mush. Would’ve hopped on Wemby’s back like a lemur

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

LFGK

[The Artist Formerly known as Potterhate @mlaf1380]

@jakemalasek Had a very similar experience at like 5 years old, reminder this was in like 2006 My dad bet me one million dollars or I had to cut the grass for the next 10 times, that BC would come back against Miami. Little did I know that was the flutie game, ran downstairs crying to my mom

[Jack McCarthy @jmccarthy55]

Anon please

Barstool Blogger and co-host of Men Of Honor podcast arrested outside MSG ahead of game 3 of NBA Finals

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

The Big Bad Western Conference is a Haliburton Achilles injury away from being 0-3 in the last 3 Finals

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

Hate to see it @ChipotleTweets . Numbers is a First Responder !!!

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

This ain’t it. @wingstop would never #notapaidpost

[James Fulton @James_Fulton22]

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Hunter Biden is my princess Diana

[The Artist Formerly known as Potterhate @mlaf1380]

@RedSoxParadox @Internetinvite @DudePerfect Nothing gets past this guy

[milk @milkinhisbag]

please wait for the pan over to paul it is comedic timing gold

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

“The Town” (2010) was such an influential movie that Massachusetts officials developed an actual city called “Boston” inspired by the film

the city now has a population of nearly 700,000, many of them belligerent assholes just like the characters in the movie

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I realize this is the character flaw of every single person in the movie, but I genuinely believe if I was in charge, I could make a safe Jurassic Park