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[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Part of my salary goes to transporting myself to work so that I can get a salary.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

I never understood hybrid schedules. If the job can be done remotely, why are you forcing me into the office 2-4 days a week? You’d rather pay for office space than put that money toward your employees?

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[James @JamesFl]

Do you ever just think about how good M&S food is and get a bit emotional.

[👼 @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[sien. @sien_wtf]

so the bar is where i go

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the feeling when something you didn’t feel like doing gets canceled

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[erin ★★ @afcerin]

but watch miss piggys misogynistic ass not show up at the womens world cup next year

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[julie @helencftroy]

Odysseus after landing on any island ever

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

The bar went fucking WILD the second the Muppets came on screen

[suri @suricidal]

why didn’t they just bring rachel zegler to perform don’t cry for me argentina

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[Jake @Jacko_O7]

Honestly this half time show #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal