Maddie Rodriguez

Look, I’m not trying to be a bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

This heat got me mad as hell

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Good for St. Peter’s and y’all but when I tell you they fucked up my bracket 🙄

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@WhitNaaasty Oh no lmao I remember nothing

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Hehe

[Clay Stanley @clstanley29]

I'm convinced @mlane_rod has an alarm for when to check my socials to determine my happy hour availability

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@clstanley29 @_untuckedjersey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@MorgieInParis Oh forsure! I’d go to Trader Joe’s and load up on wine for so cheap 😂😂

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

I really just told someone “I’m about to pto” instead of “ptfo” fuckkkkking corporate life 🙄

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Y’all this show the woman in the window watching a the girl with the dragon tattoo across from the neighbor next door is CRAZY 😂😂😂

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@d_dubza Hell Na but I guess what’s mine is theirs 🙄 spoiled asses

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Babies 💗

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Ozark’s ending 🙊🙈🙉

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@clstanley29 @amanda5tewart That’s crazy bc otw to the bars

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

I wanna go out!!!!!! @amanda5tewart

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

The motherfucking truth

[GL @gldivittorio]

If I tweet more than three times in a day know that I am spiraling, enjoy the tweets, but just know that

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@aaaanairb It’s called growing up and blowing up

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Mercury in retrograde is really fucking with you fools, huh?

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

Waiting inside of a discount tire might be my worst nightmare.

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@bryanhernz14 Relaxxxxxx

[Vick Martinez @__jx3__88]

Sex is cool and all.but imagine cowboys winning the super bowl this year.

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@MorgieInParis Oh I’ve never been a keurig fave bc it’s just coffee right?? Not espresso pods? My vertuo does both coffee and espresso something to note bc the original one only does espresso I think.

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@MorgieInParis @allaboutauts Was a LIFESAVER during the Texas storm tho. Fresh yummy lattes every morning 😅 Gets a lot more use during the winter for hot lattes! I would never return it or buy another one if that says anything

[Maddie Rodriguez @mlane_rod]

@MorgieInParis @allaboutauts But my BFF doesn’t and she used it for awhile and now gets Starbucks everyday so lol. Also I’ve had Starbucks and summer moon the last two days so??? But I am about to add another shot to my sm latte so that’s a plus lol