Michaela Laroque

Food Scientist 🥥

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

I really thought - Leap Years - would be a bigger deal in my adult life.

[Rod @justme_rod]

If you call me the wrong name I will legally change it before correcting you.

[Rod @justme_rod]

The “scholastic book” fair to “prime day” arc of the millennial generation

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

working on my feet until 2am in a Saturday night <<<
Getting to take the open wine home >>>>

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

Me: gets urgent emails sent to only me.
Me: responds to said email, forwards to appropriate employees.
Me: receives this text from email sender:
🙃

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

every one of the 3 books that I’m reading has an ensemble cast of female characters. If you think I’ll remember ANY of their names after this 😵‍💫

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

what if we held people accountable to do their actual jobs?? In the third iteration of “escalating an issue” and it’s getting old

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

a stranger complimented me for going to a social event where I only knew the guest of honour, by myself. and honestly , yeah. I needed that.

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

Things I’m now obsessed with that if you told me 10 years ago I would’ve rolled my eyes:
- formula 1 racing
- tennis (watching and playing)
- hitting range balls
#personalgrowth 😂

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

at the point in my life where when you run into people in public you say “what’re you up to these days?” (As in the previous 10 years since high school) HOW are people supposed to respond to this question?? I beg of you ??

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

when plant watering, house cleaning, dog bathing, grocery day all fall on the same day

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

Egg sauce ted

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

Nothing like being in an Uber alone to remember how easy it is to disappear people.

[Katherine D. Morgan (she/her) 🍉 @blktinabelcher]

I’m 28, so I’m almost there, but can people in their 30s and older please (gently) tell me that it’s going to get better and I don’t need to have figured out my entire life in two years? 🥺

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

I’m very confused when people dislike a fiction book because they say “this would never happen.” Like .. duh … if you wanna read something that does happen read nonfiction. YEESh.

[Rod @justme_rod]

Netflix getting rid of Happy Endings is my villain origin story

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

me listening to swindler podcasts: “all the picture frames had stock photos in them. Huge red flag.”
*me looking around our house we’ve lived in for 3 years with stock photos in all our frames.* 👀

[Michaela Laroque @mlaroque]

Why does your late night brain love punishment? Clearly awake due to stress & anxiety .. my mind: read the entire RoevsWade thread, impostor syndrome, sadness, death, war, wordle, that doctor appointment you have to make.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.