MML

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[MML @mlaughlin97]

@redmercy My strategy plan! ➡️:https://t.co/OPVxkxZ00Q

[tony @tohneigh]

Another week

[ana @pelicinema]

just remembered vienna waits for me

[cole @juul_survivor]

Had 3 glasses of pinot grigio and realized that the only way to lead is with compassion

[motti @motticomedy]

it’s important to carve out time for your partner’s needs

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Putting my daughter’s college fund on an unknown 7 week old labradoodle to win Puppy Bowl MVP. Pray for my family.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[at my second rodeo]
Ah, yes, I understand everything now.

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

fork found in kitchen

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

dry january unless someone invites me out

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

depressed people are like “ooh let’s play Christmas music” and put on River by Joni Mitchell

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

Harry Potter meeting his godfather

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Mmmm!! Cooked carrots!!! IM FKN KIDDING

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

him: you better not be a cunty airplane that looks like slayyyter when i get there

me: