ML

Reluctant exceptional-memory-haver; sharing and seeking smiles, empathy, and kindness.

[ML @mlaurencell]

Damn.

[Matthew Housiaux @mjhousiaux12]

BANANAS (Woody Allen, 1971)

#FilmTwitter #film #WoodyAllen #BOTD #HowardCosell #LouiseLasser #Bananas

[ML @mlaurencell]

@JamesTate121 @Candylynn2 But where does funding for DOGE come from? 😳

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely..."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sunset at Orholm (1896)
🎨 Peder Mørk Mønsted

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Does anyone else stay up too late despite needing to sleep because you don't want your free time to end?

[ML @mlaurencell]

My faves. What’s the rumpus?

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Miller’s Crossing is a perfect film. I know No Country for Old Men is considered the Coen Brothers’ magnum opus. But Miller’s Crossing is so good, it makes you question everything you know about cinema. For most directors, this would be their best film.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Miller’s Crossing is a perfect film. I know No Country for Old Men is considered the Coen Brothers’ magnum opus. But Miller’s Crossing is so good, it makes you question everything you know about cinema. For most directors, this would be their best film.

[ML @mlaurencell]

Girl, same!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

[ML @mlaurencell]

I feel so seen.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Turns out, if you get good grades and learn to hold your sh*t together because you’re not to cause a scene, you can raw dog ADHD until Perimenopause sends you into a full-blown Menty B.

[ML @mlaurencell]

Such utter bullshit. What a fucking clown show.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil."

April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil. We have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."

June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks...we would really run out, and there'll be a time when you wouldn't be able to get it."

[ML @mlaurencell]

@ceraliza @darkestlove_E That manager has not been paying attention at any Manager 101 meetings where the first thing you learn is that employee turnover costs is one of the quickest ways to bankrupt a company beyond repair.

[ML @mlaurencell]

There is ALWAYS a tweet. Fucking clown show.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[ML @mlaurencell]

Facts.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[ML @mlaurencell]

@nytimes @TheAthletic What a stupidly awful insult to Nets fans. Do better.

[ML @mlaurencell]

Currently in the midst of a trying to end a messy relationship with a narcissist and this hits so hard.

[Max The Airbnb Guy🏡 @Maxtheairbnbguy]

You did not test her. You set a trap. And then you got upset when she did not behave like a maid in a house that is not hers.

You pretended to be asleep. You left your house dirty on purpose. You hid the food. And then you expected her to walk in, clean up your mess, and prove she is "wife material." That is not a test. That is manipulation.

She did not fail anything. She simply refused to play your game. She came to see you. Instead, she found a dirty house and a man pretending to sleep. So she charged her phone, ordered herself some food, and left. That is not the behaviour of someone who failed. That is the behaviour of someone who recognised nonsense and chose not to engage.

A real test of wife material is not how she cleans up your mess. It is how you both handle life together. It is communication. It is respect. It is partnership. Not traps.

[ML @mlaurencell]

@ABC7NY @krysxmusic This makes my heart ache. Best wishes, Bill! You are beloved and treasured. Thank you for your years of journalism upholding the First Amendment. Your mark on this world will never be forgotten, or in vain. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[ML @mlaurencell]

I miss living in BK.

[Steven Vago @Vagoish]

Someone from their second floor apartment projects the Knicks game against the 4th Avenue-9th Street station

[ML @mlaurencell]

The clown show continues.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: The Governor of the Great State of Maryland, Wes Moore, has put a halt to all work being done at Joint Base Andrews Air Force Base, concerning the renovation and restoration of their two old and dilapidated Golf Courses, into two, World Class, Jack Nicklaus Designed Courses, plus nine additional holes, also designed by Jack, specially adapted for our Wounded Warriors. By doing this, the Governor is attacking the United States Air Force, and our Military, not a smart thing to do. These Courses exist, they are terrible, Jack Nicklaus will make them GREAT. Why should the Air Force and other Military personnel be forced to wait through a long Legal Review process and, perhaps, even more so, why should Wounded Warriors be forced to travel long distances to play Golf somewhere else or, worse yet, not play Golf at all. Our Soldiers and Veterans deserve THE BEST — NO WAITING, NO GAMES! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[ML @mlaurencell]

What a fucking joke. Absolute clown show.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[ML @mlaurencell]

Well, this is terrifying.

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

New details released after United plane flew 15 feet above NJ Turnpike, striking pole https://t.co/h4z9QJF3si