MLB Douchebag

Just your typical douchebag tweeting about anything and everything MLB. I have no affiliation with Major League Baseball. #DoucheStrong

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

It was, yes. Thanks for asking. https://t.co/grwuUGSPf9

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Somewhere, Donovan McNabb is wondering why the Seahawks-Cardinals broadcast cut out abruptly. #SNF #SEAvsAZ

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

How many interceptions has Ryan Fitzpatrick thrown? #SEAvsNYJ

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

The Bills and Patriots just got into a pregame scuffle, which is odd, because I'm sure the Bills will show no fight during the actual game.

[Simpsons Oldies @SimpsonsOldies]

The Mets just clinched a Wild Card, so Apu's happy.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

You'd think the Patriots being on their 3rd quarterback would be enough luck for all the this-is-our-year AFC Easters.

You'd think.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Why do they have tickle fights? #NYGvsDAL

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

The Mets are good average.

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

Joe Maddon is overthinking his substitutions like a fox!

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

It seems like Derek Dietrich is one of those guys who takes every opportunity to take his shirt off in public. #WalkOff #ShirtOff

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

Chris Sale didn't shred those uniforms, it was his Pikachu.

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

Can I trade my 2016 Red Sox season tickets for 2019 Padres season tickets?

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

The White Sox tied a franchise record today with 7 home runs.

The White Sox tied an MLB record with 7 home runs in a loss.

[MLB Douchebag @mlbdouchebag]

The Braves winning percentage wouldn't make a good batting average.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Bernie Sanders is stealing ideas from the Browns.

They've been losing by 20 points in Ohio for years.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

The Broncos are targeting Colin Kaepernick.

The problem is Colin Kaepernick can't hit targets.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

BREAKING: Colin Kaepernick has just become the first player in NFL history to want to play for the Jets.

[NFL Douchebag @nfldouchebag]

Cam Newton is a monster. He only hands those TD footballs to children of privilege whose parents can afford $300 tickets for their children.