"Not a confession or an imagine but a question. Admin why are you following Alcaraz?" -> it made me follow 3 random accts wen i made this account https://t.co/35JrRvk43N
"there are probably people out there who r jealous of how fat kazuma okamoto’s ass is" -> proof? innocent until proven guilty https://t.co/35JrRvk43N
"The Marlins are like a coin flip, one day is a nice win and the next is pure hell. Javier Sanoja is hot so we ball" -> marlins fans are like wooly mammoths there are none of them on the earth anywhere https://t.co/35JrRvk43N
"I think if I replaced Bryce Harpers raw milk with my nut he wouldn’t notice" -> yo this time im actually closing confessions wtf yo https://t.co/35JrRvk43N
"jesse winker has been out of the league for months now and i still have sexual fantasies about him and francisco lindor touching each other with some frequency" -> im sweating Is this buzzy https://t.co/35JrRvk43N
"i;m the y/n will smith was talking about. he told me that his drs was too low and he was thinking about signing for the rays as a dh" -> Hes animorphing into gavin lux https://t.co/35JrRvk43N