MLB HaterMuse

Narratives always win. DMs are open for submissions.

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

Sources telling @feinsand and me that the #Phillies and OF Max Kepler are working on a one-year deal, pending a physical. Kepler, 31, has spent entire 10-year career with the Twins.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

This past week has been extremely disappointing for MLB Twitter. This is a post with 3,000+ likes and no pushback. The comments are flooded with people agreeing. Bigotry is still rampant amongst sports fan circles.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Aaron Judge has a 207 wRC+ this season.

If you also gave him all of Bo Bichette's plate appearance this season, Aaron Judge's wRC+ would drop to 147.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Find someone who loves you as much as Codify loves ending their run-on sentences with an adverb-adjective.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

this injured pitcher's statcast page is completely ridiculous

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Gerrit Cole this season:

4.1 IP/G
24.1% K%
10.1% BB%
2.60 HR/9
6.75 ERA
6.45 FIP
5.04 xFIP
-0.2 fWAR

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Remember when this account would post analysis and insightful commentary instead of engagement farm crap

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Imagine a Yoshinobu Yamamoto-Shōta Imanaga trade (just one player for the other and their contracts go with them).

Would you do it if you were the Dodgers? 🤔
Would you do it if you were the Cubs? 🤔
The poll is attached.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

https://t.co/pffxGMLpkS

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Everyone’s killing Ippei the interpreter but give him this: he showed good restraint not betting on baseball

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

The Marlins are on pace to win 13 games this season.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Every MLB team has the ability to look up Bauer's pitch data in Japan. If teams actually cared about his talent as a pitcher, he wouldn't still be here trying out for a traveling showcase team. Pathetic and delusional.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Trevor Bauer after dominating Dodgers minor leaguers in 3 innings: ‘Hopefully people will remember I’m still one of the best pitchers in the world.’

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

John Fisher is bad for Oakland, bad for the A's, and bad for baseball. How is the game supposed to grow when the immediate future of one of its most historic franchises is in a state of perpetual limbo?
https://t.co/h0NMCnslV6

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

Props to Field of Schemes for staying on the A’s trainwreck. Related: Trop land owner (Gaming and Leisure Properties, Inc.) brought in respected Marnell Companies for renderings and consultation—conclusion was space is too limited for retractable roof design, so more room needed, but due to proximity to the airport, the planned resort can’t make up revenue (due to smaller footprint) by building higher. These obstacles in addition to Bally’s Corp. having no resources and A’s having provided no clues about its $1 billion contribution. If the A’s move happens at all, look to the Festival Grounds or Rio.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

I'll say it one time: If you think Bauer did nothing wrong, unfollow me. You are not welcome here.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Bauer has done so little wrong that MLB's investigation process only led to the longest suspension in MLB history. And when he challenged the suspension, a neutral arbitrator sided with MLB. Every team has a copy of that arbitrator's decision, which includes Bauer's admissions.

[Hamlin's Strongest Soldier @Dennydagoat]

Where did bauer do any thing wrong?

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Carrying water for Trevor Bauer GROW UP
https://t.co/KtCGbQMcIZ

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

2 guys who pitched for the Yokohama Bay Stars in '23:

Trevor Bauer (turns 33 on January 17):
130⅔ IP, 119 H, 14 HR, 31 BB, 130 SO, 40 ER

Shota Imanaga (turned 30 on September 1):
148 IP, 132 H, 17 HR, 24 BB, 174 SO, 46 ER

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Since 2022

Andrés Giménez: 2 Gold Gloves, 1 All Star selection
Francisco Lindor: 0 Gold Gloves, 0 All Star selections

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

The AL East went 0-7 in the postseason.

[Eric Cross @EricCrossMLB]

Having the Diamondbacks higher than Baltimore is comical.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

Swept in the Wild Card 🔥🔥

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

The Brewers earned a second straight convincing victory at Yankee Stadium.

They are 22-12 since the trade deadline.

Legitimate World Series contender led by one of the best managers in @MLB.

@MLBNetworkRadio @MLBNetwork

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

The 2023 Brewers Offense

.238 AVG (26th)
.380 SLG (28th)
152 HR (24th)
90 wRC+ (24th)

Worst offense for a team over .500 this season.

[MLB HaterMuse @MLBHaterMuse]

The Padres are 93-99 since trading for Juan Soto.