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if every time you see a tweet from us you don’t think “what the Fuck” we’re not doing our job correctly | as seen in venture capitalist publication the athletic

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#SNELL: 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍, 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍.

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good evening everyone. i fainted in a parking lot over the weekend and cracked my face open on the pavement and then was super high on pain pills and such and when i woke up fr my sister informed me i insisted on making this video instead of resting.

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>> lock myself out of work computer somehow
>> have to go see the computer guy
>> computer guy has to put in my password to complete some kind of verification, asks me for it
>> “ee… oh… vee… aye…. el… dee… eye… hashtag…. 17”
>> computer guy laughs out loud in my face

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hey guess what everyone

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i can excuse the pickle mpreg but i draw the line at the pickle waterbirth

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

DILLON’S BRINE BROKE. Headed to waterbirthing tub now. This is all happening so fast.

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I have just learned about one of the dudes of all time via an mlb at bad notification

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as someone whose brain fully formed (behind schedule. but we’re here now)

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i am building a collection

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pitchers georg, who lives in bullpen and gives up 10000 runs per 9 innings, is a statistical outlier adn should not be counted

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anybody else’s youtube wrapped drag them

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Me rn

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me when the remote falls off the couch but i don’t want to get off the couch to get it

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addison barger reminds me of jonah heim before his brain finished developing (/pos)

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JUST SAW AN ELECTRONIC ROAD SIGN ON THE HIGHWAY THAT SAID "TEEN DRIVERS: DISTRACTED DRIVING IS CRINGE"

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New bumper sticker (window decal, actually) seen at the oil change place: “Do you follow JESUS this closely?”

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doorknob update: its pliers now

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imagine the emotional catharsis of opening your only gift at christmas and it being a three pack of hanes from walmart but now it’s period underwear? gamechanging

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my “i did not eat the radioactive shrimp” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

[ABC News @ABC]

The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137, a radioactive isotope. https://t.co/7WTfQ1YQxS