Brown Eye

Chiefs, Royals, Mizzou! Known for drunken sports rambling!

[Kansas City Tweets from 1926 @KansasCity100]

#Macon #Missouri - Apparently, a girl fell into a barrel of #StandardOil, so her parents sued the firm for $100K. The owner of the store where the incident happened was called to testify, mostly because he weighs 730 pounds. The final line of the article: “His testimony had considerable weight with the jury.”

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

@MikeBales More times than I can count!

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

Can we all admit how dumb the Pasquatch walk is on a hit??

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

This fuckin jerkoff shut down midtown for a whole day just to get boo’d, take a nap, curse the Knicks, and dip out early 😂

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

@jontaffer @guypbenson We have been aware of this for a while. Some poor folks still belive the act...

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Daughter is home from college and wants to know if we want to go do something at 9 PM. Uh, we don’t do that here.

[Mr. Smackie Chan Himself!🗽🇵🇷🏙️ @SturdyKicks247]

🤯🤯🤯

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jameis Winston discussing the situation with Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter:

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

Ok @Royals its time to fire everyone and start over. This team is the 2012 Chiefs!! What an embarrassment for an organization... Im still gonna watch every game I can and be pissed off though.

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

Well been out of town for 2 weeks on vacation and make it home to watch my first royals game lmao! @Royals what a pile of shit season!!

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😊🍻

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what happened to Stephen Colbert..

24 hours after his final Late Show, Colbert hijacked a tiny public access channel in Monroe, Michigan with Jack White, Eminem, Jeff Daniels and Steve Buscemi.

Now Paramount - the company that just cancelled his show - is mass-blocking every reupload worldwide via Content ID. And the deeper you dig, the worse it looks:

- The finale pulled 6.74M viewers - a weeknight record over 11 years
- Eminem cameoed as "Marshall, the fire marshal" to greenlight torching the set
- The same day Trump posted an AI video of throwing Colbert into a dumpster, Colbert aired footage of himself burning a real one
- Mayday Network and verified journalist Matthew Keys both got blocked globally - for sharing a community access show

Paramount cancelled his show to silence him. Instead they handed him a Streisand-effect comeback 10x bigger than the show ever was.

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

@FishingnWeed

[Jenni @hashjenni]

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION.
ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Florida Man + Technology = Chaos. 👍🏻

Socks on, no shoes, shirt turban on his head, MacGyver reruns in his brain.

Straps bait to a drone, flies it 200 yards out, then yanks a blacktip shark straight back to the beach like a redneck Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

Regular Florida Man is dangerous.
Cyber Florida Man is a whole different species.

Florida stays legendary 🏖️🦈🌴

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump fell asleep with his face drooping in the Oval Office during a meeting today. This is a real video that should concern every American. He’s not fit to serve.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

His grandad left an old bucket of balls at the batting cages they used to visit with this note on them…

I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺⚾

[Brown Eye @mlbrown0727]

@landofthe80s I still rember the theam song!