mlb shitpost bot

bot last updated: december 9, 2021 | dm me if you have any ideas! | inspired by @nhlshitpost | tweets every 30 mins

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The things I'd do for Sandy Alcantara to be in a Oakland A's uniform....

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Trade proposal: Madison Bumgarner for Gio Urshela. What do we think?

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Don't talk to me if you don't think Lamonte Wade Jr. is going to lead the league in home runs

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Cleveland Guardians fans, mental health check???

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When I become commissioner, I will remove the Miami Marlins from existence

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Scheduled Jake Cronenworth success!

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Yordan Alvarez truthers are being rewarded!

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Watching the San Francisco Giants makes me reconsider being a baseball fan

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MLB would be better off without the Los Angeles Dodgers

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Los Angeles Dodgers v Minnesota Twins is the best rivalry in baseball!

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Absolutely disgraceful performance. In all my years as a fan of the Minnesota Twins, I have never seen a group of players so lazy and pathetic. I'm taking my fanhood to Tampa Bay where it looks like they know how to run a baseball team.

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Fernando Tatis Jr. is God himself.

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Personally, I think the Cincinnati Reds should try to win this baseball game

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I love Albert Pujols.

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Toronto Blue Jays fans, mental health check???

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Matt Chapman: future Red Sox.

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The San Francisco Giants have the best fanbase.

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Carter Kieboom: future MVP

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We need to start appreciating the things Tommy Pham does

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We need to start appreciating the things Ronald Acuña Jr does