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A city girl who got talked into being a farmers wife🐷 Just trying to raise babies who grows up to love Jesus, bacon and dirt.

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I don’t wear underwear

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@justinfastert Also every handle in the house is sticky. I’m guessing the child that had to change their clothes because they somehow got it on them was the main culprit

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@justinfastert 😂

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@justinfastert @eichstadt_jay Brah. It was the way when I met you. I just added some gray

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@justinfastert They love “tractor snacks”. Well. And you

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@justinfastert Yeah. Except he would be on the top of the roll cage making his little sisters drive (bc Aurora would be too careful)

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@justinfastert @J_Phillips31 Easier said then done with four mini Justins at home

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@justinfastert I did not say no. I said. GO

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Im obviously cheering for the cyclones today “Forever Loyal True..” but I just might cheer for a few Hawks too…

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@justinfastert @FAKEBOBVP And then promptly get locked out of the house and almost divorced over it

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@FAKEBOBVP @justinfastert No. I’m the single parent. Not just single. I don’t have time for any “parties”

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@justinfastert

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@bprofit09 Not during planting and Harvest- all winter babies here but we do have pigs. I just sent him home till it was time. He almost missed an emergency c section 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@justinfastert @cameron_korth Could this classify as parts or service?

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@eichstadt_jay @justinfastert These were put up to catch this person. She comes all the time and fills up. Four kids just run into the shop and steal candy too! The audacity

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Wanted. The driver of this blue minivan for *stealing* gas. Reward for any information 😂@justinfastert

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@justinfastert @CrackCattle @eichstadt_jay @RandyYmker I didn’t lie you didn’t listen. And I say the kids SUCKED the life out of them but your too cheap to do anything about it

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@justinfastert @RandyYmker @CrackCattle Actually it was one large three mediums and three cheese sticks with four extra sauce. I think four bucks for delivery

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@justinfastert @CrackCattle I’m broke but the sex makes it worth it 😂

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@justinfastert I wondered why you were saying you wanted one more ?!