Melissa Carter

Usually tweeting about social media or life with two kiddos.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

I get neutral sites and all that but it makes zero sense for two teams 15 minutes from each other and fans to drive to Logan. Heaven forbid they play in Court House.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

What’s the etiquette of working at a coffee shop? Because I feel like cold calling people for your job to discuss their insurance is not coffee shop kinda location.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Seriously there’s 15 people in that house and they all slept in past 8? #HomeAlone

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Why is it that you have to drag the kids out of bed on a weekday but here comes Saturday everybody is wide awake at 6am?

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Dear OSU, please stop with the daily curfew texts. #imnotastudent #imnotoncampus

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

“Nana, does my grain bin have a dryer?” #twoyearoldfarmer

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Sweet Home Alabama. Always will stop and watch it.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Oh my goodness people. Be grateful these kids get to play sports, not complain about how many fans are allowed!

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Rain!

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Let’s just blame county fairs for covid increases. #stupid

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Some people need to quarantine from social media.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

G has a new step tracker. Mom I have 1,689 already. How many steps do you have? Thanks kid. #mustkeepmoving

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Isaac what kind of donut do you want?? “A big one”. Good goals kid.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

We’ve had zoom meetings for 10 weeks. You have no excuse on not knowing how to mute your line. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

It's amazing how many people have diagnosed themselves with the coronavirus between November and February.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

I love @Kohls but the $75 to get free shipping when you can't go to the store lost my business today. @Target for the win!

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Can Crispie Creme become essential again?

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

If you’ve never had a kid that needs crafts, you don’t understand why hobby lobby should be essential.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

Please don’t reply all just to justify you are still working. Just don’t. No one needs that.

[Melissa Carter @mlcarter85]

There must be a lot of road drinkers while bear hunting on Hickle Road. #stoplittering