Michelle Colpean

(she/her) Comm Prof, Sami & Salma’s Mom, Semi-Professional Sad Person:

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

Sorry but I'm only interested in publishing in outlets that will let me thank my cats in the acknowledgments section. #academicswithcats

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@UNIsbarfield Honestly it’s harder 😵‍💫

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@MKlajbor My R1 non-TT job as an instructor/undergrad director is a dream - research isn’t guided by outside interests, freed up to engage with community work (and be nominated Citizen of the Year), time to train for a marathon. Respect, support, and security for these roles and they rock!

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@PushBidenLeft @BreeNewsome https://t.co/CBuwVxLBvc Same shit, different candidate. Exhausting.

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@mcblingbestie Bereaved parent here, and I’ve gotta say, it feels pretty damn bad!

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@SimmoneSpencer We will always remember your girl ❤️‍🩹

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow I love my spooky pseudo-nephew 🥹🥰

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@shermanelis Literally moved to a quieter house one mile away (and lucky that we could) because our old one was too squeaky and we were afraid to pee at night after spending hours getting the baby to sleep 🫠

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow actual lol

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

I can see the benefit of having kids in your 20s instead of your 30s because I just put my sleeping baby down in her crib and my bones cracked so loud it instantly woke her up 👵

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@berkleyconner About to move into a house with a gas stove and this photo has me EXCITED

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

New little essay about writing, carework, academia, and grief in pandemic times out today in @MultimodalRhets - thanks to an editorial group who embodied care for this special issue ❤️ https://t.co/sGUGGynHqP #teamrhetoric #AcademicTwitter

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow Soon!!!

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow can’t wait to explore relevant opportunities at the graduation dinner open bar tomorrow

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@TaisonBell It took me over a year to be able to wash the clothes in my son’s laundry hamper after he died.

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow *tabs* my dude it is time for a streaming subscription

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

He should be two today. Happy birthday, my sweet Sami. We will keep your legacy bright. #ShineOnSami

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@maxabillioncruz We do the same thing for our son #ShineOnSami - his birthday is this Friday. We will spread some love for Lily too 💕 (we are also a medical fam in Cincy if you want to connect!)

[Michelle Colpean @mlcolpean]

@slashtomorrow One time we went to Hawaii for a week and Faris packed *one* shirt.