melissa

mama, lawyer, wife, feminist.

[melissa @mldemorest]

@KoreaPistonsFan What’s more brutal, the season or the offseason? It’s really a toss up these days

[melissa @mldemorest]

@itsAntWright Haha said the same thing watching this on tv

[melissa @mldemorest]

@UMFanJosh Both

[melissa @mldemorest]

@FreddyLA7 Take the tunnel from Windsor into Detroit and spend some time exploring our beautiful city! There’s so much to do in downtown Detroit and the surrounding area

[melissa @mldemorest]

@BradGalli @AdamSchefter @PeteThamel @ShamsCharania What

[Rogelio Castillo @rogcastbaseball]

Great stat pull tonight by @WatchDSN

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[melissa @mldemorest]

@BarstoolUofM Does he know this stadium is also nearly 100 years old?

[Underwood Leashed @Underwood_szn]

Jim Harbaugh bought a recruit a cheeseburger during a Covid dead period and got a 3-game suspension

Brendan Sorsby gambled over 100k including on games he was playing in and got a 2-game suspension

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Meanwhile, we are over here battling diseases that had been eradicated for decades because we remain in the dumbest timeline.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[melissa @mldemorest]

@GrossWeather Will there be additional rounds of storms after this one?

[melissa @mldemorest]

@KevOnStage Yes, xennial

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA is a white supremacist movement.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map.

If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

[sean @_sn_n]

meanwhile this is literally the Supreme Court: