jane austen stan

hell freakin yeahhhh baby

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

them: hi-

me: ok but like. have you ever just thought about smallpox? like really thought about it? like they eradicated it from the planet. it used to account for 50 million cases per year. and they ERADICATED IT. over 30% of those infected would die, and they just eradicated i

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

i spent the weekend in the company of several other people just wanted to let you guys know :)

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

troubling that my 6 pound rabbit keeps chasing my dog around the house & has started to eat the family broom, but if thats the price of having Two Pets, well, i'm willing to pay

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

thank god i have a library card, and by extension, direction in life

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

i absolutely prefer doing nothing, maybe reading a teen fantasy novel, in the library rather to doing nothing, maybe reading a fantasy novel, on my bedroom floor

[jane austen stan @mle_afterhours]

@mrsa145 kaseys dissertation is that she learns where its appropriate to use the bathroom

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

I love when medical professionals call me high functioning

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Just downloaded every front bottoms song and rolled a joint

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

The worst thing that my sister does is: watch vlogs while in the shower

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

Y'all: HAHA! The simulation!
My paranoid mind: haha. Yes. The simulation. Funny.

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

At 7:55 my brain was like "you're a fat gluttonous whore" and now, at 8:55, my brain is on to more rational thinking: dumbledoors army is just white feminism! The resistance only matters if it's about wizards!

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Can roomate turn off her light so I can lay in middle-of-nowhere darkness and listen to 'hallelujah' by Jeff Buckley on repeat for the next two hours

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Being a vegetarian is the only thing I've ever been chill about

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Ppl r always like "I didn't kno ur a vegetarian" and I'm like tbh i didn't kno u eat meat

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I <3 to recklessly indulge in pleasure & spend the next four months a straight edge born again virgin who eats vegetables.

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

Oceans 8 was honestly. Nothing short of inspiring

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

Our Indoor Chipmunk is a big cutie

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Not to be a local but my phone really do be reminding me how alone I am

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I’m always like 👽👽the aliens could land at any moment 👽👽 we must be vigilant 👽👽 but they’re not gonna come if I’m expecting them! I’ve saved us All!

[kate bush’s offical fan page @okaymle]

The thing about big pharma is that it's big

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Taylor swift prob super emo that she’s no longer the skinniest bitch in the room. And like. Relatable