lil wheeze 🖕🏻

it’s not depression, it’s camping @watchmefloatmi 💗

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

GOOD MORNING WHORES!!

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

And no one even knew the part they did pllay

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

They didn’t even play the whole swag surfing song

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I used to think “independent film” meant a movie with just one person in it

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I can’t remember jackshit from my childhood.. it stresses me out

[𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂♣ @juss_cassie24]

Just found out it’s not normal to not remember much about your childhood, mind you, I thought we all didn’t?😭

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

Imagine dandelions in the produce section

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Carter just told me I’m the dish that ran away with the spoon under his breath

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

Nothing like your car not starting 2 days before Christmas 🥳🤗🤗

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

We’re just gonna chalk this one up as a loss and try again tomorrow

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

Being invincible is crqzzyyyyy

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

Nothing I love more than 17 pieces of candy at midnight

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

Just having me a late night glass of chocolate milk

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

@Devinjean Yesssss girl. And it SAT there
Untouched

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

A $600 quesadilla was wasted last night and I don’t think I’ll ever forgive those people

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I’ve never felt more qualified for the Olympics after some of the shit that went on this year

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

A piece of lettuce would really fuck up a nice chick fil a sandwich

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I cannot get any housework done when I have a fricking tornado of a child behind me

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I just found a professional slide rider on TikTok and now I have a new career dream

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

I went in a obstacle bounce house yesterday and I am way more sore than I should be, feeling real old

[lil wheeze 🖕🏻 @mleechip]

To whoever I just flicked off in a white truck in Saginaw, my b. I thought you were my brother in law 🤷🏼‍♀️