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[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A police officer in Phoenix has rented out an ENTIRE 144-SEAT MOVIE THEATER for over 100 middle schoolers after their end-of-year field trip fell through, so they could see Toy Story 5.

When they got there, he realized many couldn't afford popcorn or drinks...

..so he bought EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM popcorn, candy, and a drink too.

His name is Sean Reavies,

For many kids, it was their first time ever inside of a movie theater in their lives.

When the kids asked how they could pay him back, he told them:

"As you get older in life, help other people. As a payback to me. Would you do that? That's all I ask of you."

MORE OF THIS!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Justice Clarence Thomas issues a scathing 91-page dissenting opinion after the Supreme Court struck down President Trump's birthright citizenship order.

"The Court today takes the extraordinary step of holding facially unconstitutional the President's Order excluding from citizenship the children of foreign temporary visitors and illegal aliens," Thomas wrote.

"In doing so, the Court adds to the sad history of the Fourteenth Amendment, which was designed and understood to secure equal rights for the freed blacks but has instead been repurposed for political projects that the Reconstruction Congress did not support."

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

"Men and boys with gender dysphoria are not women or girls, even if they believe they are."

- Justice Thomas

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

This month will mark the 54th anniversary of Title IX.

We need to defend it. Vote accordingly.

Title IX is mine.

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Spencer Pratt: I will clean up homeless encampments, address drug addicts, & prevent fires from burning down people's homes.

Karen Bass: I will spend your money on teeth for meth addicts.

Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard.

Your choice, Los Angeles.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Today, a CIA whistleblower sat before my committee and confirmed what I've said for years: government officials, including Dr. Fauci, deliberately misled the American people about the origins of COVID-19. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is sworn testimony. 🧵

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“Cows have a digestion system that emits methane. We need to change cows and work towards artificial meat.”
~ Bill Gates

He fails to mention that methane from cows breaks down into CO2 & water after 10 years. Grass absorbs the CO2 by photosynthesis & the cycle repeats itself.

[sp💕 @sugapatchi]

chicago ladies please be careful.

there’s a convicted murderer in the area who was just let out of prison early (was supposed to be a 60 year sentence) and he’s now on a bunch of the dating apps.

he dismembered the body too. MURDERED and DISMEMBERED a FRIEND.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Every cow adds carbon to the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Only if the total number of cows is increasing."
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "Stable populations are carbon neutral. Methane breaks down in twelve years back to CO2. Same CO2 the grass absorbed last year."
Activist: "But it's still emissions..."
Farmer: "It's a cycle. Carbon goes: grass to cow to methane to CO2 to grass. Round and round."
Activist: "That's not how it works."
Farmer: "That's exactly how the biogenic carbon cycle works."
Activist: "I've never heard of that."
Farmer: "Because admitting ruminants are climate neutral doesn't sell plant-based products."
Activist: "You're making this up."
Farmer: "Published research. Look up 'biogenic carbon cycle.' I'll wait."

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Authentic resistance vs. discounted off-brand Temu resistance

[Rick Enstrom @rickenstrom]

So, if you are victims of the Jeffco – Boulder Colorado blackout, it is important to understand that the three members of Public Utilities Commission are confirmed by the Colorado state Senate.

You might give your State Senator a call.

[Ann Vandersteel™️ @annvandersteel]

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW:

Colorado broke federal law.
Why? Tina Peters preserved evidence REQUIRED by federal law.

Judge Matthew Barrett blocked the jury from hearing her defense—41 motions denied.

Peters is the ONLY CO clerk who preserved proof of illegal deletion of 2020 election records by SOS Jena Griswold.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I’m praying for all of the victims and their families at the Brown University shooting.

Also, this needs to be a national story as she was targeted.👇

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 AMERICAN SENIOR CITIZENS ARE FLOODING ACROSS THE BORDER INTO MEXICO EVERY MORNING - AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHY

At sunrise, groups of American senior citizens are literally walking out of the United States and straight into Mexico - not for vacation, not for cheap shopping… but because they can’t afford basic dental care in America anymore.

One woman says a U.S. dentist quoted her $3,000 for a single procedure on ONE tooth.
Across the border?
$900.
Same work. Same day. One-third the price.

"Look behind her - it’s ALL Americans coming across the border... but yet we have the wall up."
Retirees. Grandparents. Veterans.
People who spent their entire lives paying into a system that now tells them they’re on their own.

Nobody in Washington talks about this version of the border: Americans quietly leaving the country because their own healthcare system priced them out.

So be honest - would YOU cross the border if it saved you thousands?

[Hope Scheppelman @HopeSchepp]

.🚨 Colorado just launched a $60–$100 BILLION forced electrification scheme that rips out working gas furnaces, overloads a fragile grid, and sacrifices rural Colorado for Front Range ideology.

Homes face $30K–$60K retrofits, ranch land will be covered in industrial solar, wind & MASSIVE battery banks, and rates will skyrocket for decades.

California already proved the danger: one giant battery fire rained toxic heavy metals onto farmland & wetlands. That’s the “clean energy” they want here.

🔥 I will fight this reckless mandate with everything I have — because Colorado families deserve reliability, not experiments.
@realDonaldTrump @LanceMigliaccio @GenFlynn

#StopForcedElectrification #ProtectRuralColorado #EnergyFreedom #HopeForColorado

[Conservative from Boulder @a4waystop]

This is terrifying. Colorado Democrats are outlawing cheap & efficient natural gas heat. Heating your home will soon be impossibly expensive.

Democrats are destroying the middle class with energy mandates. 😡🔥

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Reminder, you can decline to have your photograph taken by TSA when screening.

9 of 10 agents are very nice about it.

Just say, “I’d like to opt out of the photograph,” BEFORE you hand them your ID.

They don’t care if you get your picture taken or not, and they know the law.