MarMarMar

I believe in the importance of a good nights sleep, a moderate reality TV obsession, the occasional splurge on sugary cereal, & kindness above all else. she/her

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

I've had more than one young male co-worker tell me they used to be afraid of me and I pretend to be surprised and offended but...
I'm not.
I relish it.

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

@Zeke_Cohen Protection through emergency designation as a historic place? There's gotta be a way! Thank you for taking this on. It means so much to us all.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet

[Philly Zoo @phillyzoo]

Final game in Philly for the Fightins! Honey is rooting for you! ❤️⚾ @Phillies

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

⚠️ you don’t need to bereal. you need to beonatrain. ⚠️

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

@yayaofthemoon @EuphoriTori Men are you going good with a good time for your life?

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

Women are the best in all aspects and is the most effective way of life.

This is 100% real. My phone has permanent Leo energy.

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

"Women are..."

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

thinking about how some of the rawest things ever said originated from shitposts

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me as soon as that first day of crisp autumn air hits

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

There’s something so intimate about seeing someone’s handwriting for the first time

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Crazy to me that people are anti-vax. I'm horny for vaccines. Give me your extras, I wanna gobble em all up. Nom nom nom.

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

@AskHershey found this absolute unit of cheddar cheese seasoning in some pirates booty. Just FYI! #buriedtreasure #arghhh

[RYAN BENSON 📢👄 (go to hell elon musk) @ryannoyance]

hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs

[MarMarMar @mlfleisch]

@AkilahObviously The curtain hem even with the bushes makes my brain go ✨🧠✨🧠✨🧠✨

[roddy (langdon’s pr manager) @autistreid]

say what you want about steve harrington but if a toddler handed him a fake phone he would answer it

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.