Maddy Fong

Chocoholic, lawyer, wife & mother, wannabe podcaster, regular procrastinator 😄

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Lol!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

@TheFigen_ @grok is this real or A.I.

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

@kexy_payn @grok why did the girl win?

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Imagine what a person like 'Legion' will accomplish with ever-advancing AI 😟
#whotfdidimarry #ReesaTeesa

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Tweet of the day for me 😆

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Love everything about this

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First trailer for Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare’

The film stars Henry Cavill, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, and Henry Golding

Releasing April 19

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

@CompainJudy @slrabuka @bimanprasad @MOHFiji Amazing

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Lol

[Stanley Ian Simpson @stansimpsonfj]

When SODELPA woke up last year to find that it was Fiji's Top Che, Top Qaru, Top Dame, Top Everything. And then the 2 weeks of drama on top of the drama started!

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

😭

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

This was amazing, never getting over it

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

🎶So YOU fee ME, cos of YOUR mutha 'uckin' fee??

Read the words on my ATM slip, it said

"we're all mutha uckers and we uckin wi' yo' shii"🎶

FOTC 😆

[Queen May 🇫🇯 @queen_may10]

BSP fees be like:

Opening of account: $10
Transaction fee: $3
B/statement: $3 per page
SMS Banking $2 per word
fee fee: $15.80
might as well fee: $5.00
WTF you gonna do fee: $3.00
Another dollar won’t hurt you fee: $1.00

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Holy moly

[Fiji Earthquakes & Weather @FijiEarthquakes]

Scorching day across Viti. 30-36°C heat combined with high humidity resulted in dangerous real feel temps as follows:

RKS Lodoni - 53.3°C
Viwa Island - 49.2°C
Ono-i-Lau - 48.3°C
Rarawai, Ba - 45°C
Seaqaqa - 44.1°C
Suva - 41.1°C
Nadi - 39.7°C

*Temp & humidity data from Fiji Met.

[just josh @JQalilawa]

Today my sister sent me this as a reminder

There was once a group of women studying the book of Malachi in the Old Testament. As they were studying chapter three, they came across verse three, which says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.”

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

@TumeliTuqota Looks so good!

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Russia, the most sanctioned country in the world, will end 2023 with a profit of $75 billion according to Bloomberg.

The US, the most indebted country in the world, will end 2023 with a loss of $2 trillion according to the New York Times.

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

@LiceMovono There used to be a holiday in June...old Queens bday, then became like National Youth & Sports Day or sth..now a big gap between May and September 😊

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

All I can think is...

"One ring to rule them all..."

😆

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Strontium aluminate is a common phosphorescent material due to its ability to emit a long-lasting and bright glow after being exposed to light

Here it is combined with resin epoxy to make a ring

📹 secret.wood

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

True story!

[FBC News Fiji @FBC_News]

Beqa Island is known to be the only place in Fiji where tomatoes could be grown during off-season.
#FBCNews #FijiNews #Fiji
More:https://t.co/6RiMKbj1kr

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

I got this very wrong 😆

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

What's the answer?

[Maddy Fong @mlfonghaynes]

Oh wow! Brilliant

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture.

The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones.

But no.

Mead said that the first sign of civilization in an ancient culture was a femur (thighbone) that had been broken and then healed. Mead explained that in the animal kingdom, if you break your leg, you die.

You cannot run from danger, get to the river for a drink or hunt for food. You are meat for prowling beasts. No animal survives a broken leg long enough for the bone to heal.

A broken femur that has healed is evidence that someone has taken time to stay with the one who fell, has bound up the wound, has carried the person to safety and has tended the person through recovery.

Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts, Mead said."
We are at our best when we serve others.

Be civilized.

Credit: Ira Byock.