Michell Rouse

My life is just one big joke.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

This weekend made me fall more in love with doing life with my best friend. 💕 #SlowRoadDontCare #weinthis

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Doesn’t matter how many times you say it or how you say it if no one is listening.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Alright @NespressoUSA how do I get ahold of someone about my machine not working and not get hung up on???

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

@ChickfilA stop giving me free delivery if you don’t even deliver to my house. 😂 unless you wanna start, in that case send all the free delivery because I’d be ordering all the time! 😂

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Picked up the house and now I feel like I could pass out.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Someone deliver chick-fil-a for me so I don’t have to leave the couch with this head cold #kthanks

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

I guess they could stop responding to the calls 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I guess we will see in 20 years... 🤷🏽‍♂️😎

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Come on vacation thinking one thing, leave knowing different.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Wanting to tell someone something and knowing you shouldn’t is the hardest thing in the world

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

🤯🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Never knew how nice it would be to be able to turn off the oven from downstairs.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

I do this thing where I realize how much I have to get done and then I decide to just not do any of it and take a nap...usually doesn’t make anything better but it keeps happening.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Chick-fil-a always likes to send me a reward for free delivery, which is awesome expect for the fact I live where they won’t deliver. 😑

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

My office asking if I want to work on audits gives me bad flashbacks to audit class in college and how much I truly hated it. 😫 #hardpass

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

I don’t even know where my pro/con list in my head stands anymore 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Asked Nick what we would do if we got pregnant with twins, his response “well I guess we’d be buying more diapers than last time” 😑

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

Ketchup is life @PatrickMahomes

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

If anyone wants to deliver some Blue Moon Light Sky’s for my birthday I wouldn’t be mad because it’s the one thing I forgot at the store. #happybirthdaytome #bluemoon

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

@kelly_rose3 😍

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

Just blessing your feed with some recent photos of James Lafferty in 2020. He’s definitely still got it.

[Michell Rouse @mlindes]

The fact you can report a fake account that is basically just a page to bully and yet after a week @instagram has still not done a thing is disgusting. They are the problem.