Mark Lingerfelt

[Adam Arrington @aaringotn2891]

#icantgoadaywithout Breakfast

[Jeffery Olson @jolson0070]

#goseeksomehelp if youre forever saying you have haters here and there.

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

#youknowtheycheating when they say they gotta go babysit their little sister at 12 midnight & their momma works a Dayshift. 

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

#YouKnowTheyCheating : If You Ask Them A Real Important Question & He Doesn't Text Back & Some Hours You Get It!

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

#notguilty of loving america? Nope, guilty as charged. http://t.co/0U0AVrK

[Johnny Lazar @jlazar041]

#youknowtheycheating when she goes shirtless in front off everyone. put that shirt on! http://t.co/WXZKu0d

[Michael Keefer @mkeefer0031]

 #RelationshipsEndBecause she is a beauty without brains......Totally pointless.

[Howard Bedell @hbedell066]

#fatpeoplenightmares having to ride..http://t.co/lV4jEQc

[Stephen Atwell @satwell81123]

#5thingsyoucantdo wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

[Ernest Bullard @ebullard007]

#honestyhour It's a turn off if someone tries to holler at me in a bathroom

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

SOMETIMES I WISH I LIVED IN A WORLD RULED BY ANGRYBIRDS PHYSICS. #CAPSLOCKDAY

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

Ew, just witnessed one of my pet peeves - people wearing sandals with chipped or no nailpolish on there toes. #waystoirritateme

[James Fahey @jfahey036]

Breaking promises. #waystoirritateme

[Allen Caines @acaines006]

being you #waystoirritateme

[Martin Dailey @mdailey077]

"I should've....", "I wonder what would've happened....", "I could've....", yeah #ineedtostop that.... gotta focus on the here-and-now

[Michael Glass @michglass5]

#slightlyaddicted to a nice smile

[Lawrence Eckert @leckert0912]

#1thingicantstand people who text me saying..."call me" why not just call me instead of texting me tell me to call you?

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

#relationshipkillers positive pregnancy tests..

[Mark Lingerfelt @mlinger3759]

 #relationshipkillers be lying, acting ugly in public and bad hygiene.

[Jason Berkley @jberkley001]

Well, I got 40 retweets on my #RelationshipKillers tweet. I'm guessing those who retweeted went through it.