Electric Emily

Joke’s on you, bitch, you’ll never be free. (she/they)

[Electric Emily @mlirhar]

@jimmypop Me and my spiders have an understanding, dammit.

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@HeatherBenson75 Just trying them for the second time because I thought the first time was a fluke. Both times they were hard and small, nothing like what yours look like. Maybe my Sonic doesn’t know how to cook them.

[Electric Emily @mlirhar]

“Just yesterday I was shot in the ear by a man now dead!”

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The best part of nursing school has been realizing there’s a name for what @jimmypop was talking about in the first verse of Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?: lanugo. More common in premies, so they really weren’t done cooking.

[Electric Emily @mlirhar]

@LeftAtLondon Just curious - have you read TAPFY by @markdanielewski ? The title of your album immediately reminded me of it and some of the lyrics did too.

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@joeimel Reeked

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@jimmypop Kills me every time.

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@bigcomedown I saw “against me” before anything else in this tweet. 😆

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@unbounders This is such a relief! I’ve worked on this off and on all year and I’ve made a lot of progress but I know I can’t finish it by tonight. I’m not worried about the prize, just want my answer verified when I’m done!

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@jimmypop Would you make an exception for The Butthole Surfers?

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@AlienOscar182 @jimmypop This was what I tried first on one of those AI generators. I could get Mickey or Santa but not Mickey, Jesus, Santa, and Garth Brooks together.

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@bigcomedown Sorry I just now saw this! Did you get it?

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@rgay At this point, I think they all just say this to avoid talk of a reunion.

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@bigcomedown @LauraJaneGrace @SGHRevival A little, yeah. Only been to one Cincy show and my friend lived there at the time, so I had a free room. 😆

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@jimmypop No, I love the Oxford comma!

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@taniasue I’m really sorry you have to deal with that, Tania. Wish we were both at NIN tonight screaming all the anger out. 🖤

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@ThurstonWaffles I never knew of your kitty before reading an article about him passing, but your story sounds so similar to my own. We lost our Willow to sublingual squamous cell carcinoma on 8/29 and it has broken our hearts. We loved her so much just like I’m sure you loved Thurston. 😢💞

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Just under a year later, I finally got my awesome @LauraJaneGrace shirt and vinyl.

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@kkosmosL7 @markdanielewski No, this is supposed to be a new book.