momo

what are you looking at

[momo @mljo23]

@rippingurjeans Men are so fucking foul

[momo @mljo23]

@piinkycor3 Literally the first thing I check off for exclusions when I read fics is major character death. I don’t want to read that.

[momo @mljo23]

@Omginvesting @Trad_Husbun @theficouple It’s three minutes. No one is working until the end of their shift

[momo @mljo23]

@Skylos01 @thechosenberg Damn you mfs are needier than women. Give you an hour. What about your wife? Does she get an hour? I doubt it and probably still doesn’t treat you like crap because she didn’t get “an hour” what needy little bitches.

[momo @mljo23]

@Doughman247365 @gigashartfart @TheXMatriarch What are you implying?

[momo @mljo23]

@3FTshirts @georgiporgie You can buy these by the pound at any grocery store.

[momo @mljo23]

@offenton72800 @SiriusBrown07 @Viele53955540 @soulja00000 Which I agree with you. Tipping culture in the us has gotten out of control. I was merely letting you know that the minimum is 10% and not 20%.

[momo @mljo23]

@offenton72800 @SiriusBrown07 @Viele53955540 @soulja00000 I’m fine with what I bring right now. You keep trying to be an unnecessary dickhead but I bring almost $4000 a month home and own my own home and car. My expenses are low. I go on vacations with my child. I will be ok. All I can do is go up at the company I work for.

[momo @mljo23]

@offenton72800 @SiriusBrown07 @Viele53955540 @soulja00000 Wtf are you talking about? Are you stupid? Not once did I imply I worked a delivery job. I’m just correcting your minimum number. I make 29 an hour. You can tell my supervisor whatever you want. She will not care about what I do outside of work that has nothing to do with my job.

[momo @mljo23]

@JohnDrakeAnt @Ludzik79 @donald_PL_ Oh yeah, because you see women breaking things as often as men do 🙄🙄

[momo @mljo23]

@offenton72800 @SiriusBrown07 @Viele53955540 @soulja00000 Why are you telling me that? I’m just correcting your statement that minimum is 20%, it’s less. I don’t give a fuck if you tip or don’t tip.

[momo @mljo23]

@Guyonabuffalowo @BoboBowe_697 @tim_brannigan I didn’t realize golfing was working. I seem to recall him doing that more often than working during his first term.

[momo @mljo23]

@Redgrave001 @ma1ybe This is probably the second dumbest sentence in this tweet thread 😂

[momo @mljo23]

@offenton72800 @SiriusBrown07 @Viele53955540 @soulja00000 Minimum is 10%

[momo @mljo23]

@ejhandcream @trumanflowerss Lmao if they’re dating someone for two weeks, and get ghosted, I’m going to hope they’re not as sensitive and childish as TS. Secondly, it’s always some bitch gotta bring a kid into it. That’s bottom of the barrel. Get better at debating because it’s quite pathetic of you.

[momo @mljo23]

@ejhandcream @trumanflowerss Dating and relationship are two different things. One requires a breakup the other doesn’t require anything. Is it courteous? Yes. But not necessary. Two weeks is not a relationship. No wonder women get like TS end up the way they do. Putting labels on things that aren’t serious

[momo @mljo23]

@ejhandcream @trumanflowerss No. It isn’t. It’s two weeks not two months or even two years. Doesn’t constitute any fucking thing

[momo @mljo23]

@yankeedraft I don’t care what people are wearing on their heads or otherwise. As long as they’re not showing their genitals in a way that my toddler can see them, I don’t gaf

[momo @mljo23]

@ejhandcream @trumanflowerss They were seeing each other for like two weeks. That does not constitute breaking up with anyone

[momo @mljo23]

@plotwistpro @yourlovesupreme You’re off by about ten years but the sentiment is the same