Michael Kaplan

An American living in Socialist Dystopia... um... I mean Sweden. Talking about sports, politics, and nonspecific geekdom.

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@ATRightMovies

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@emnode @ArmandDoma She’s been steering his career since law school. FedSoc puppet master.

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@TyRay4219 @0xErod @Brooks_Gate I think a lot of the shit that Dave Roberts got over the years was undeserved. His only real season-ending blunder was using Kershaw in game 5 of the 2019 NLDS.

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@SiempreDodgers @Brooks_Gate Kershaw: higher peak
Velander: more sustained peak

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@shohegoathan @Brooks_Gate All 4 of these guys should be unanimous if they retired today.

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@___lovelani I admit I’m a casual, but who TF is Asia Durr?

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@groversmith1 @constans I’ll buy it. Biden bagged the 2020 election when he told Trump to “shut up” during the debate.

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@ShakeZoula @podoffame @baseball_ref His numbers didn’t stand out in the PED Era, and there were no defensive metrics then.

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@podoffame @baseball_ref Giles was 10 years older than Soto for the purpose of this comparison.

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@YankeeWRLD Mrs Steinbrenner had an affair with Bud Selig. Hal ain’t George’s kid.

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@Otto_English Well not many West German capitalists snuck into East Berlin. Checkmate libtards!

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@FlipAllison @wesyang David Yass (ByteDance investor) made a significant contribution to his campaign.

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@JantovenNF @DanClarkSports It’s kinda ironic how they passed on David Price, only to take on his final years as a salary dump to get Mookie.

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@mattyglesias Movie tickets or burrito taxi. Choose your warrior!

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@morganisawizard

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@TalkinBaseball_

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@saraaaaajean B is meant to trick people who read too quickly. C, D & E assume facts not in evidence.

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@sarahpatt08 I don’t understand why so many people choose B. The text says “most of the less-competitive students,” not “most students.”

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@Huk06 @DialAforAndrew @AdamBienkov I had a classmate do it on a group project once — showed up the day of a presentation on Ancient Greece with a map of Italy. But I don’t think she graduated, let alone became a gov minister.