Martin Kay

love life, live life, you only get one and nobody knows just how long we got....

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@iamyesyouareno Egg & chips

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@BlxckSwiss_ What? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@benonwine The shithouses

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@liamgallagher Just saw you last night smashing it in western bar Benidorm !! 😜.. tribute act doing you proud ✌🏼

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@BBCSport Trilogy

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@HLTCO @alexaljoe That’s how to make yourself unsackable 👍🏻

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@HillF1 It’s only us British who take offence .. absolutely fucking crazy !! Much worse things in the world to do on tv than swear

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@KGupta_C @MoronDoctor_ @Jamie_Short_tw @piersmorgan

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@Laughbook $200

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@Laughbook Playing chess

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@Laughbook 18

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@Laughbook 15

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@susannareid100 @GMB Because there is no bbc to watch !! 😣

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@GuyWalford3 @carolvorders @WelshRugbyUnion @oddballs Carl??? Do you know something we don’t ?? 🤭🤭🤭

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@carolvorders If you’ve got it flaunt .. WOW 😍

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@ACoyOwl @aylesburyowl All of the above 👏🏼

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@SimonMcCoyTV Knobhead

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@carolvorders I’d just love to be fit enough to get your camera angles !! .. 🤪x

[Martin Kay @mlkowl1]

@susannareid100 As much of an arse as he is sometimes talking over people he isn’t afraid to speak the truth.. and to be fair the show is already a lot poorer in his absence ..