your mom

[your mom @mllejae]

It's just funny how the countries that started globalization via colonization are the ones now reacting to what they started. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[your mom @mllejae]

Writing off the ticket price as a biz expense.

[Coast to Coast Brasil | NBA @brasilcoast2]

⚠️ ATENÇÃO:

Ben Stiller documentou TODA A RUN das finais e dos playoffs do Knicks no seu iPhone e vai lançar um documentário pra HBO nos próximos meses!

🗞️ - @YahooSports

[ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads]

new york better not let the #brands colonize my mayor muslim, my bagel jewish. that belongs in the bengali literary canon and ought not be corrupted

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.

[your mom @mllejae]

The New Yorker or not debate is kind of silly but don’t let me see you in New York or nowhere gear. You’ll never hear the end of it.

[your mom @mllejae]

Very 6 yo brain coded

[Yonan @yonann]

Jalen Brunson says Michael Jordan offered to autograph his jersey when he was 6, and he told MJ no

"every away arena I got the home team's jersey, just something me and my mom did. so we go to DC, Jordan was on the Wizards, and I had Jordan's jersey on"

"after the game I got to go see my dad in the locker room, went to the other locker room with one of their coaches, and I met Michael"

"he's like, you want me to sign your jersey? I said no, you'll mess it up. I was dead serious"

"I'm growing up in the NBA, seeing all these players all the time, taking it for granted. I had no signatures, nothing. I was like, I don't need signatures, I'm good. don't mess my jersey up, MJ"

[your mom @mllejae]

Cornballs ruin everything

[your mom @mllejae]

Lmaoooo this is the worst styling ever from a brand that really kills creative direction every season. Disrespectful

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Aimé Leon Dore just announced that they now make womenswear!! 🙂‍↕️

[your mom @mllejae]

@billlywall16919 @EudaimoniaEsq Both of these would look best with a garbage can

[your mom @mllejae]

These are absolute trash

[House of Heat° @houseofheat]

BREAKING: Ronnie Fieg and Nike are releasing the Kith x Nike Air Max 95 “Knicks” tomorrow, June 3, at 11 AM ET via pre-order in celebration of the NBA Finals 🟠🔵⚫️

[your mom @mllejae]

Anyone who would buy New York or nowhere merch or those fuckass finals hats …

[your mom @mllejae]

We used to have design

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The 1995 Sony camera that defined Skateboarding

[Mike Cottone @M_Cottone]

@MattZeitlin Diet Coke evangelists represent a prioritization of loyalty over rationality. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a Bayesian preferrer of Diet Coke, because Coke Zero is an obviously superior beverage, and any refutation of this is based on desired belonging to an in-group.

[your mom @mllejae]

These are the same American who think they can compete with olympians who don’t medal

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

This Cleveland Guardians fan didn’t catch the foul ball and spilled his drink all over the woman next to him — and her nachos 😭

Not the double error 💀

[your mom @mllejae]

All these SF girls want to be Priscilla but striving to be ABG. Just lost in the sauce. No Zuck is ever going to go for a real ABG. please.

[emily is in sf @emilyinvc]

when is sf getting a din tai fung

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[thooter @martyfupreme]

Key club ass asians

[your mom @mllejae]

@RizomaSchool The men cook and non-moms organize the deal for the entire extended family’s moms

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

It’s been a year since @divya_venn dropped this gem.

[your mom @mllejae]

Someone did not watch SATC

[daniela @daniela__127]

Rama Duwaji wears $600 shoes and outfits that run into the thousands. She’s either being gifted A LOT of items (can she accept those, she’s the wife of a public servant?) or she is clearly not living on the combined income of her and her husband (whom she only married a year ago)

[your mom @mllejae]

A plotline directly from industry

[Arash Massoudi @ArashMassoudi]

FT Scoop confirmed:

Richard Caring sells majority stake in Ivy hospitality empire to Sheikh Tahnoon’s IHC

Sheikh T, who is also Abu Dhabi’s spy chief, is now the majority owner of Scott’s, Annabel’s and many of most frequented spots by London’s elite https://t.co/UwnE652h8V