Molly May

In a nutshell 🥥: I have no filter 🙊
My life is a never-ending series of situations in which I should feel awkward...but don't. It's a gift and a curse 😉🎁⚠

[Molly May @mllymy]

As soon as I see #danwooton trending on #Twitter I think "what awkward questions has he been asking now?" 😅

[Molly May @mllymy]

Me when it comes to buying blazers 😅 tbf they are part of my dress code for work!

[daily heartstopper @hourlyhrtstppr]

charlie will never give them back

[Molly May @mllymy]

So I've had my new job for one week and already I've got a reputation that's worse than Captain Shakespeare's from 'Stardust' 😂

[Molly May @mllymy]

Argh 😩

When you want to have opinions on twitter but know that they also make you a bit of a dick 🤐

[Molly May @mllymy]

The awkward moment when someone wears a salmon top and from a distance it looks like they are shirtless 😳

[Molly May @mllymy]

Current level of laziness: headboardrobe 😴🛌👕🩱👖👗

#holidays

[Molly May @mllymy]

Then I finally got the hang of it and commented:

"It works when I lean forward and keep my bum up- 😬 To stop myself from sinking!" 😱

I am visiting my parents for a week
I have already traumatised them on the first day.

There are no more words (hopefully) 😅

[Molly May @mllymy]

Kept slipping off my boogie board earlier. This oblivious comment came out of my mouth:

"It needs to be longer and less wide" 🙈

My mum couldn't stop laughing 🤣

[Molly May @mllymy]

I think I've actually forgotten how to dye my hair properly. 😱 It's been two years! 👵
I haven't used any foils or back combed the roots like I normally do! 😭
Hindsight is a powerful thing. 😂

[Molly May @mllymy]

Have spent the day wearing a crop top with a long skirt and ngl but it's giving me #Charmed 2000s vibes 😜🪄

[Molly May @mllymy]

Rewatching series 1 of 'Downton Abbey' and I swear that every time Matthew interacts with Mary, I can almost hear Louis Tomlinson singing, "I'm one step closer to being two steps far from you; when everybody wants you."❣️😥

[Molly May @mllymy]

Be warned that there is a risk that comes with bringing "options" for swimwear on holiday. 🏖️🩱👙🩳
By the end of it, your bum may or may not resemble a fresh tub of neopolitan ice cream. 🍨🤦

[Molly May @mllymy]

Have just got the internet back after 2 weeks of traveling. Apologies in advance for the onslaught of unnecessary tweets 😘

[Molly May @mllymy]

Whilst I love the village where my parents live, there is very little to do. So much so that I considered getting a #tattoo at the shop between a little cafe and the tram station 😅

[Molly May @mllymy]

@AprilKihlstrom Thanks 😊 I think we used to have spinner rings at school. The SEND department had these spinning keyrings - are those the same?

But fidget spinners got confiscated. They ended up becoming a fashion accessory, as did those popping rubber things 😅

[Molly May @mllymy]

Alright, as #autistic is trending, I might as well share some recent thoughts... 🤔

Since I started getting spots (about 10+ years ago), they have not gone away. Over those years I have heard many variations of unsolicited advice. The most notable suggestions being...

[Molly May @mllymy]

So, to conclude with my rant:

Stimming is a way of coping in various situations. I am not someone with "skin issues" who needs advice on getting rid of spots. I am someone who needs to find a different outlet to cope in a world that was not built for those who are #autistic 💙

[Molly May @mllymy]

As it is a socially unacceptable behaviour, although I can get away with it in the dark watching the TV, I cannot do it directly in front of someone whilst they are speaking.

But don't get me wrong: it is as tempting as hell! I have definitely tried. 🙈😅
#autistic