MJ

Bruce Wayne meets Michael Scott

[Grusha🕯 @decadentquill]

No one:
Matilda's dad:

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me was about to ask.

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you wear wigs
- if you have worn wigs
- if you WILL wear wigs
- WHEN you will wear wigs

[MJ @mlnjvn]

iT’s CoMiNg hOmE

[Marco @ftblShush]

Reece James https://t.co/fNDvDOQRik

[Caitlin @caitlinjmx]

3rd choice goalkeeper

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[MJ @mlnjvn]

Life was better when we had Musica christmas catalogues

[MJ @mlnjvn]

I need to talk to someone :(

about the Ted Lasso finale

[Sam 💎 @FcbxSam]

since that day alex ferguson has been watching city lift trophies every year 😭😭😭

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

Introducing, the Chelsea eye test.

[MJ @mlnjvn]

Maguire makes us feel like there’s still hope to go pro, Lampard makes me feel like I could still be a manager someday

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea to end the season with more trophies than Arsenal

[MJ @mlnjvn]

@Keshalia_21 https://t.co/K7uN1tBnxY

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The one we’ve been waiting for, the Roy Kent derby at Stamford Bridge. 🔵🔴

@AFCRichmond | #CFCvsAFCRichmond

[MJ @mlnjvn]

@StuffSA @dapri119 🤵🏻🥷🏻