Michael L. Orenstein

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle 🐢 SVP @Yumi 👶🏻🥦🥕 // Alumni of: @nike 10+yrs!, @ESPN, @RedBull & @72andSunny Dad (x2) Advisor, Athlete, .Gif Giver

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Protecting the future starts with nurturing those who will ultimately create it. And yet there’s few standards and limited legislation around the food we feed to the youngest members of our families. @Yumi is going to change that.

And I’m so excited to help!

#newjob

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@dtrinh @rsg @scspeier @auchenberg It’s coming back.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Nike wrote something about the Boston marathon. Apple has a new CEO. Two things that far from the most important news in the World this week.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@AlaskaAir Thank you! How on earth is there not a “Stuffy” category in the drop down list? TBH, “religious” item was probably the closest option!

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

🚨 🚨 alert 🚨 🚨
Our beloved Toothless the Dragon stuffy was left on @AlaskaAir flight 1386 from @flypdx to @fly_BUR.

Who can help reunite Toothless with his 7-year old best friend???

Help!!

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

TIL that @LEVIS website is not https://t.co/heLAhRMz9Q but https://t.co/TbYZu8n624.

Pretty weird & kinda wild.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@ReevesCanon @thesnaxshot 👀

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Pick your fighter:

1) Goop Kitchen x Huberman Lab
2) Sweetgreen x Dr. Mark Hyman
3) McDonalds x CPFM

Which one wins in 2026?

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

This Olivia Dean bop has completely taken over my algo. I (admittedly) had not heard her before a week or two ago—and now she’s everywhere. I’m not on TikTok but have we ever seen something go to the moon so fast?

https://t.co/jDbZBoJq0w

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@MKBHD . @Nike should bring back the Nike+ FuelBand.

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@MaxMulvihil “Found at…” also can mean on a rotation for a few months at a handful of doors. Wild times.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

. @vancleefarpels could drop a slightly updated (maybe extended length and short version of the Alhambra) this week and do over $100mm in impulse buys drafting off #Dodger fever.

However Luxury brands often lack the agility and/or the brazen self-confidence to swing for it.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@michaelmiraflor Cringe part #4 is the actual fitting, like zero tailoring (and style).

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@joelrunyon @iiiitsandrea He’s back

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@iiiitsandrea With zero brand marketing. Literally nothing.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Business-y folks-- What's the best credit card to have for business purposes (small business). @Delta @AmericanExpress Gold Card (we fly Delta A LOT) or @Chase Sapphire Reserve??

I feel like @michaelmiraflor has a strong pov. Any advice anyone here?

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Highly recommend this @TEDTalks from @mschf. I'm not sure we will see a creative studio quite like this again. Bold ideas, impeccable timing, and taste are not so common these days... https://t.co/TYHO3WDLTr

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

Really need a @RoyelOtis cover of this.

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Thanks, but no thanks @LinkedIn.

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

There's a lot of takes on why this is a flop, but this is also a great showcase in why @Apple's now heavily produced Keynotes are their norm. I miss the magic of the live moments, but when you are introducing tech that people aren't quite yet sold on, you ought to be perfect.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

META: We’ll invest more than $600 billion on AI.

META’s live AI demo:

[Michael L. Orenstein @mlo84]

@michaelmiraflor This is going to get very TelCo-like. Everyone offering almost identical features, and switching between the two (or 3-4) will be about who offers the best free stuff at this moment (measured in 365 day increments).