maximillion longjohn

diary of a youngin

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@thegoldenagelll @rrajablast there’s a good chance you can get a scholarship to a rehab center if u serious about it

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

i just seen a stud at my school wit the same drip as me

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

performative ig reel liking is an epidemic

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@unconnectedlif3 ask a crackhead to put u on to they plug offer them like 5 dollars they’ll do it 5 times out of ten the plug will sell other less intense stuff

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

goochland county bummy asf

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

my dog died😢

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@cattpiss yes

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

2k dudes will give u any excuse for losing bra just told me ‘God told me to give you this game’

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

rabies like the animal version of meth

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

why yall don’t tolerate lactose

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@uffyebanda yes

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

how the fuck fredo bang got 3.3mil monthly listeners

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

jus got cheated on for the second time what do i do

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

i did bag in the bahamas and it put me to sleep

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

is obama the only one with that last name i never hear of anyone else name obama

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@fvtabhi fuck u gon do ab it

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

yall ever wake up inna morning gotta take a shit but u too tired to get up so u just sit in the discomfort until it’s bad enough to where u gotta get up

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

i’m white and my school is majority black and so is the administration but they automatically think that all the white kids r good kids and i can get away with anything i move 20 carts a day at least fuck that school

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

@SurrenderXena @mbox30_ 😂😂😂

[maximillion longjohn @mlongjohn1972]

i wanna go back to jail