Le Mariek

Born | Black | Bearded | Blessed

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como é ser inteligente o suficiente para entender o problema, mas não forte o suficiente para mudar o hábito

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Ronaldo asipofunga Lingala boys ajue ametuset up for bullying on the internet. Hasbulla is an alien bana, hii kitu anaielewa sana.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

But kama dem wako anasema hajui kupika unatafuta mwingine mwenye anapenda. Our forefathers fought for us to enjoy shit like this

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

👧: Babe so why are they not passing the ball to the guy with the whistle on his neck ?

Me :

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Umeanza na nzi

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanawake huwa hawaamini their IQ means nothing kwa mambo ya kimwili.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[xngxrx‽ @140ngera]

Any question that follows "Si we ni mtu wa IT" is always soul sucking😂

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Unaenda kulipa dowry unaambiwa "ltabidi umngojee juu hata hakulala huku jana "😭🥹

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

South Africa when they get knocked out of World Cup but it means they can go back home early to protect their jobs

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Niliacha kureply to one word answers and life imekua very serene

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

First rule ya kubargain ni kushtuka sana ukiambiwa bei😂😂

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

8 year old me planning to go and start my own life after being punished at home

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

We worked on our handwriting for 16 years just to end up using keyboard.